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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think he was taking sweat samples from my hands but it just struck me that my hands never sweat, so I wonder if I am sick.
  2. Those are for explosives only.

    They don't even work either.

    I also get a "random" swab every time I fly.
  3. Originally posted by Donald Trump Those are for explosives only.

    They don't even work either.

    I also get a "random" swab every time I fly.

    Is it really random if it happens every time?
  4. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is it really random if it happens every time?

    yes.

    you never know where theyre gonna swab next.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    They were taking my sweat to put in a machine to see if I was clear of something.
  6. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is it really random if it happens every time?

    The whole thing is BS anyway, everyone knows we aren't terrorists.

    You see this sort of common sense in places like Turkey, where there is a genuine terrorist threat, and they just wave the white folk through.

    I assume the people at the airport always want to swab me because I'm above average good looking.
  7. Fucking lol
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  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm having a mini panic attack because my Internet isn't working all of a sudden. It worked in the south of Ireland but not here from some reason. I tried to prepare for something like this already got an address for an Internet cafe in my notes.
  10. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk what's going to be worse Monster or Internet withdrawal.
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Trying not to panic bcus ik I survived London. OK wish me luck without the internet everyone.
  12. Finally got the carpet back down after power washing it. Room doesn't smell anymore.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
  14. Originally posted by Dirtbag Trying not to panic bcus ik I survived London. OK wish me luck without the internet everyone.

    OMG princess I hope you'll be ok!....
  15. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It feels like Belfast tbh bcus of the rain.
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    On my second vodka now sipping it in my pyjamas. Idk if I can chill or not, been awake since 4am. I need to make plans otherwise I won't think of stuff to do until I'm on the plane home.
  17. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I suspect the time zone change woke me up, felt energetic when I landed, could have something to do with being naturally nocturnal.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm thinking of what Adam said one time, that humans are happiest when they're working towards something. I feel like I'll never be happy because of my perfectionism and rn I'm just trying to be happy and chill, to not think of to-do lists or goals.
  19. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Anyway that's the plan, I'm not making any plans for this trip.
  20. *quintuple post combo breaker!*

    Damn, wasn't fast enough for the spammer.
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