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  1. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    oh I did buy 2 lobster tails for dinner tonight,, they were pretty good
  2. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm pretty high
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Becoming a Japanese Citizen

    https://dailyhive.com/canada/japan-digital-nomad-visa-launches-canadians
  4. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I don't know where to start today and feel like things will pop up like I'll have forgotten to iron something.
  5. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Some of my eyelash extensions fell out so I need to replace them by myself and I've never succeeded in applying false eyelashes. Rn I'm going to look for tights because I'm not sure I have any.
  6. My eyelashes also fell out.
  7. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Who told you that?

    its what they didnt tell you
  8. Originally posted by CandyRein Back home 💖

    in ehfrika ?
  9. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lol @ ignoring all the white womenz and laser focused on me
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DUSM Raylan Givens If your dick was already hard from some hetero stuff then someone shows you some gay shit and you actually look, you become fully gay

    the kids call that 'code switching'
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Trying to rest because I've been up since 4am, having nap time with Akira. I just feel so wired though and hungry, I probably won't get proper food til I'm there, already had a wrap today so I don't want any lunch stuff from the shop.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I got most of the packing done. The real panic will come when I have to get myself ready.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I can't wait to get bitterballen, a vodka, smoke and bed.
  14. Dirtbag African Astronaut
  15. Originally posted by Dirtbag I got most of the packing done. The real panic will come when I have to get myself ready.

    For a "last minute trip" this shit sure is taking a long time to happen , A last min trip usually means flying out that afternoon or the next day, not a month later...
  16. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I've seen three ambulances today idk if it's a sign
  17. I've seen 15 Ford F150 trucks today, I don't know if it's a sign.
  18. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    They did a random swab test on me I must look like death
  19. What were the results, cervical cancer?
  20. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I think my temperature set off the alarm because they didn't use any metal detector after I set it off, just a swab test.
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