monkey brain

2024-06-06 at 9:39 PM UTC

#21

Lanny Bird of Courage

Make some friends, apes strong together

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Elbow

2024-06-06 at 9:47 PM UTC

#22

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Warcry this is how i feel having to live in poland and be ignored by females who make no eye contact or say hi.

this is how I would feel if I lived in polane and couldn't find a polish femboy

2024-06-06 at 9:48 PM UTC

#23

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Lanny Make some friends, apes strong together

yeah we already binge watched all those last week

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Elbow

2024-06-06 at 10:40 PM UTC

#24

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

time to watch the originals

2024-06-06 at 11:04 PM UTC

#25

trippymindfuk African Astronaut

I'm going to sound hypocritical considering I need to follow this advice myself but find a productive hobby. I'm not sure what interests you but there's lots of stuff like that. Maybe volunteer at a homeless shelter or something. Giving back to the community always made me feel good about myself. I was on the streets so anytime my friend would pass out food at the library I'd be there to help her. Reading is always good for you too.

2024-06-07 at 3:26 AM UTC

#26

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

ik'm working on some hot sex that will last several days but it's a slow process like building a bonfire of passion

2024-06-07 at 6:10 PM UTC

#27

Lanny Bird of Courage

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood yeah we already binge watched all those last week

samsies. You gonna see the new one in theaters? I feel like y'all are movie goers, but then Lucy's always talking about not leaving the house

2024-06-07 at 6:41 PM UTC

#28

General Butt.Naked Space Nigga

Originally posted by Elbow outside scawwy

also like i dont wanna inflict myself upon the world. i feel awful for people who see me and then there's that split second of like "oh fuck oh fuck what do i call this androgynous hobgoblin lookin' thing? i bet it'll get mad if i get it wrong…"

i prefer to just be inside. for my sake and theirs. y'know?

i just need to like… play a video game or something. maybe read a book. or make something. making something would probably be good, but i'm in my 30s and talentless. i really need crystal meth to convince me otherwise, and to afford me the requisite burst of passion to accomplish anything. honestly if i had meth or even vyvanse i'd find something to do with myself without fail. last time i had meth i got the free gcp trial and started tinkering with hosting servers. probably the most productive thing i'd done in a decade. it just seemed worth doing. without some potent stimmies at my disposal, nothing feels worth doing. i've got no passion. 🤷

start experimenting with biohacking. You write well. Find some upstart ZINE that will pay you meth money for ur ramblings. You get extra online cool points for being a marginalized intersectional whateverthefuck. Write poetry to ur balls.

2024-06-07 at 6:44 PM UTC

#29

Dirtbag African Astronaut

https://www.animefeminist.com/

2024-06-07 at 6:45 PM UTC

#30

Dirtbag African Astronaut

https://www.animefeminist.com/anifam/contributor-guidelines/

2024-06-07 at 6:57 PM UTC

#31

the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

Originally posted by Lanny samsies. You gonna see the new one in theaters? I feel like y'all are movie goers, but then Lucy's always talking about not leaving the house

I was thinking about doing that actually, there is only a 25% chance to get pressed by a homeless person if we go at the right time.
I would go to the movies more often if there was anything else besides SUPERHERO films. The last time I saw anything in theater was Suicide Squad with my mom, and now everyone makes fun of that movie and says it sucked.

Apes is one of the few things I would be willing to actually get out and see on release, I only watched this remake recently and enjoyed it a lot, even with the shitty pirate subtitles.

I think the last iteration of APES was way too APE LANGUAGE heavy. We already know that Coco the Gorilla was totally fake and didn't actually know sign language so I wish the directors would have just made them all speak instead of mostly sign language. I might just be biased because I had to watch the entire thing with delayed subtitles.

It was like watching a foreign film at some parts even though everyone is technically speaking english, kinda strange. Still enjoyed it though, every scene where a monkey gets a machine gun makes up for anything.

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Lanny

2024-06-07 at 6:58 PM UTC

#32

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood ik'm working on some hot sex that will last several days but it's a slow process like building a bonfire of passion

You painting your dick or what? Turning it into a puppet with head and arms?

2024-06-07 at 6:58 PM UTC

#33

Dirtbag African Astronaut

Originally posted by trippymindfuk I'm going to sound hypocritical considering I need to follow this advice myself but find a productive hobby. I'm not sure what interests you but there's lots of stuff like that. Maybe volunteer at a homeless shelter or something. Giving back to the community always made me feel good about myself. I was on the streets so anytime my friend would pass out food at the library I'd be there to help her. Reading is always good for you too.

The thought of giving back to the community disgusts me. I've volunteered at science festivals because it meant I got free access to events, a t-shirt and excuse for being by myself but the thought of doing unpaid work gives me the ick when life is so short.

2024-06-07 at 10:43 PM UTC

#34

trippymindfuk African Astronaut

Originally posted by Dirtbag The thought of giving back to the community disgusts me. I've volunteered at science festivals because it meant I got free access to events, a t-shirt and excuse for being by myself but the thought of doing unpaid work gives me the ick when life is so short.

I can understand that. I feel like I need to because I've done so much antisocial shit and have said and done a lot of fucked up stuff to mainly people I love. After some things it's no forgive and forget so I feel like I need to do something to help others. When I was in the city it was easy and there's all kinds of stuff to do but I'm in East bum fuck now and I haven't looked into any programs I could volunteer at.

2024-06-08 at 1:25 AM UTC

#35

Elbow African Astronaut

Originally posted by trippymindfuk I feel like I need to because I've done so much antisocial shit and have said and done a lot of fucked up stuff to mainly people I love.

This is like the opposite of my mindset. It feels like putting on a mask. Redemption and atonement are seductive myths, and I don't trust myself to avoid falling victim to them if I "give back to the community" - what has been done cannot be undone. There is no salvation for those who have damned themselves. All is for naught. A pall of evil will forever hang over the souls ne'er-do-wells such as I. There is no escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. _{^{No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. _{^{No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape. No escape…}}}}

2024-06-08 at 3:29 AM UTC

#36

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

No escape^{_{No escape_{^{No escape}}}}

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