Orgazmo

1. 2024-06-05 at 5:08 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut
   for the last like... 10 years... i've had this idea of a superhero whose power is causing spontaneous orgasms in his foes (this would be debilitating in a fight - think about it) and i just realized the fucking south park guys beat me to it and made a whole ass movie about this when i was 7 years old
   
   
   
   like i knew orgazmo existed to the limited extent that i knew about this song. but it just clicked when i went to go listen to it. like "right. orgazmo is a super hero. what are his powers." so i looked up the movie synopsis and sure enough he has a ray gun that makes people cum. fuck.
   
   i don't know if i've ever had an original thought in my life.
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2. 2024-06-05 at 5:35 PM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   I think it'd get you more pumped in a fight, get that testosterone boost.
   
   
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3. 2024-06-05 at 5:44 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
   You're the same age as my sister, bro.
4. 2024-06-05 at 5:50 PM UTC

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   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Instigator You're the same age as my sister, bro.

   
   i am your sister
   
   
5. 2024-06-06 at 5:03 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Instigator You're the same age as my sister, bro.

   
   Who me?
   
   
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6. 2024-06-06 at 5:20 AM UTC

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   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   That's actually a real disease, some women can't stop orgasming and it's hell for them.
7. 2024-06-06 at 5:56 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Yeah I do have that effect on women
   
   
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