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  1. #1
    Elbow African Astronaut
    for the last like... 10 years... i've had this idea of a superhero whose power is causing spontaneous orgasms in his foes (this would be debilitating in a fight - think about it) and i just realized the fucking south park guys beat me to it and made a whole ass movie about this when i was 7 years old



    like i knew orgazmo existed to the limited extent that i knew about this song. but it just clicked when i went to go listen to it. like "right. orgazmo is a super hero. what are his powers." so i looked up the movie synopsis and sure enough he has a ray gun that makes people cum. fuck.

    i don't know if i've ever had an original thought in my life.
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I think it'd get you more pumped in a fight, get that testosterone boost.


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  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    You're the same age as my sister, bro.
  4. #4
    Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator You're the same age as my sister, bro.

    i am your sister

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Instigator You're the same age as my sister, bro.

    Who me?


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  6. #6
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    That's actually a real disease, some women can't stop orgasming and it's hell for them.
  7. #7
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Yeah I do have that effect on women


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