What words would you use to describe me?

1. 2024-05-30 at 10:47 PM UTC

   #1
   Dirtbag African Astronaut
   I'm curious about what I project and other things.
2. 2024-05-30 at 10:54 PM UTC

   #2
   

   the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
   chaste clean
   innocent monogamous
   moral pure
   virginal virtuous
3. 2024-05-30 at 11:11 PM UTC

   #3
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood chaste clean
   innocent
   pure
   principled

   
   Edited the ones I approve of. Wasn't expecting to see my zodiac sign.
4. 2024-05-30 at 11:41 PM UTC

   #4
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   If we're talking online, then I'd say "suspicious." In the sense that you are suspicious of others. If we're talking in real life, then I'd say "friendly." That one's self-explanatory.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Dirtbag
5. 2024-05-31 at 12:06 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers If we're talking online, then I'd say "suspicious." In the sense that you are suspicious of others. If we're talking in real life, then I'd say "friendly." That one's self-explanatory.

   
   This is true. I heard Moly say recently "we humans are social animals, when you put us alone we go insane". Kafka thinks too much. Thinking can be useful if you're trying to solve a problem, but in general it is a bad thing. People should try not to think.
6. 2024-05-31 at 12:11 AM UTC

   #6
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump This is true. I heard Moly say recently "we humans are social animals, when you put us alone we go insane". Kafka thinks too much. Thinking can be useful if you're trying to solve a problem, but in general it is a bad thing. People should try not to think.

   
   I agree. Thinking too much ruined me for the worse. It made me "fall in love" with a person (who was outside of my social circle and whose face I didn't even remember) just because we were sharing the same kind of grief. Seven years down the drain, just like that. And some drama here and there.
7. 2024-05-31 at 12:12 AM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Piers Dutton says that autistic people have certain morphological features different, for instance subtly differences in nose and ear placement, and they they are basically the "wild type" of human, not the "domesticated type". As such they relax less, are less immediately social, and suffer from greater anxiety. That sounds pretty dead on.
8. 2024-05-31 at 12:15 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Michael Myers I agree. Thinking too much ruined me for the worse. It made me "fall in love" with a person (who was outside of my social circle and whose face I didn't even remember) just because we were sharing the same kind of grief. Seven years down the drain, just like that. And some drama here and there.

   
   I've done that too. Getting myself into knots over a girl and being too neurotic and anxious to approach her. Anxiety is something I really suffered with, it sucks.
   
   While I'm worrying and overthinking everything, other people just go up to girls and talk to them without feeling any stress about it whatsoever.
9. 2024-05-31 at 12:16 AM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Anne Sterzinger pointed out on twitter that 50% of non-drinkers lose their virginity below some age, vs 90% of drinkers. Her solution to kids not getting laid - get drunk.
10. 2024-05-31 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Underdeveloped.
11. 2024-05-31 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #11
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump This is true. I heard Moly say recently "we humans are social animals, when you put us alone we go insane". Kafka thinks too much. Thinking can be useful if you're trying to solve a problem, but in general it is a bad thing. People should try not to think.

    
    Fake friends are more detrimental to my mental health than isolation is and I'll never be friends with someone who thinks I'm crazy.
12. 2024-05-31 at 2:14 AM UTC

    #12
    

    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood chaste clean
    innocent monogamous
    moral pure
    virginal virtuous

    
    I googled "the opposite of slut" because you have posted less pictures of your butthole here than me. PRUIDE
13. 2024-05-31 at 2:52 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Unfriendly.
14. 2024-05-31 at 6:22 AM UTC

    #14
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut
    naïve
    self-absorbed
15. 2024-05-31 at 7:11 AM UTC

    #15
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas naïve
    self-absorbed

    
    It seems more likely that you're self-absorbed if that's all you can come up with. I can't tell if people are holding back or if I'm more observant than I thought I was.
16. 2024-05-31 at 7:19 AM UTC

    #16
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag It seems more likely that you're self-absorbed if that's all you can come up with. I can't tell if people are holding back or if I'm more observant than I thought I was.

    
    those are just the two that are most obvious from your posting
    
    'no u' doesn't even work on most 10 year olds
17. 2024-05-31 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #17
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas those are just the two that are most obvious from your posting
    
    'no u' doesn't even work on most 10 year olds

    
    It's true though. You have no friends.
18. 2024-05-31 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #18
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag It's true though. You have no friends.

    
    try harder, I want to believe in you
19. 2024-05-31 at 7:30 AM UTC

    #19
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas try harder, I want to believe in you

    
    You're not worth my time.
20. 2024-05-31 at 7:32 AM UTC

    #20
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag You're not worth my time.

    
    do you need to listen to more hypnosis tapes to psych yourself up? try "arguing on the internet without getting emotional and just posting the first 'hurtful' thing that pops into your head"