carrot penetration

1. 2017-06-18 at 1:31 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   lettuce have some time alone...
2. 2017-06-18 at 1:34 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Knock knock
   
   Who's there
   
   Lettuce
   
   Lettuce who
   
   Lettuce out it's cold in here
   
   10/10 you're welcome
3. 2017-06-18 at 1:45 AM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   A lettuce and a carrot walked into a bar...
4. 2017-06-18 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A lettuce and a carrot walked into a bar…

   
   they turnip the smooth jazz radio
5. 2017-06-18 at 1:56 AM UTC

   #5
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Hu-Hu! they turnip the smooth jazz radio

   
   A squash then enters the bar and sits on them.
6. 2017-06-18 at 2:01 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL A squash then enters the bar and sits on them.

   
   that made me artichoke on my water
7. 2017-06-18 at 2:01 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Hu-Hu! that made me artichoke on my water

   
   Damn it you beet me to it.
8. 2017-06-18 at 2:02 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i dont carrot all
9. 2017-06-18 at 2:08 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Hu-Hu! i dont carrot all

   
   Olive you anyway. <3
10. 2017-06-18 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    if you lot don't cut it out i'll kale the police
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-18 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    you're all a bunch of fruits and nuts.
12. 2017-06-18 at 2:11 AM UTC

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    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    try an eggplant
13. 2017-06-18 at 2:12 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by blackbird try an eggplant

    
    eggxactly!
14. 2017-06-18 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I think my asshole is leeking.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • BohemianVox
15. 2017-06-18 at 2:50 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Well, orange you guys special?
16. 2017-06-18 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #16
    BohemianVox Yung Blood

    Originally posted by -SpectraL A lettuce and a carrot walked into a bar…

    
    what did the berries do?
17. 2017-06-18 at 3:15 AM UTC

    #17
    BohemianVox Yung Blood
    This is cheeky code speak
18. 2017-06-18 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #18
    BohemianVox Yung Blood

    Originally posted by badder boy carrot kick bruce lee

    
    Shut up you filthy british negroid
19. 2017-06-18 at 3:21 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by BohemianVox what did the berries do?

    
    They made straw.