Users I will NEVER have sexual intercourse with (and why)

1. 2024-05-26 at 6:26 PM UTC

   #41
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I didn't know u could do that still!!! I'm down!!!
2. 2024-05-26 at 6:27 PM UTC

   #42
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Nah it'd be a great idea, all these kids are major faggots nowadays
   
   
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3. 2024-05-26 at 6:29 PM UTC

   #43
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Bradley I didn't know u could do that still!!! I'm down!!!

   
   Fuck off, intellectual property bitch
   
   I'm gonna require you sign this non disclosure agreement?
   
   
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4. 2024-05-26 at 6:38 PM UTC

   #44
   

   Bradley Florida Man

   Originally posted by Narc Fuck off, intellectual property bitch
   
   I'm gonna require you sign this non disclosure agreement?
   
   
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   I was talking about the tranny having sex with me. I didn't know HTS could still get hard cuz of no balls and hormones
5. 2024-05-26 at 6:41 PM UTC

   #45
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Here what you think gaiz?:
   
   "Nut in Butt ARRGHH" Sauce, like the sound when you cum, you get me?
   
   
   See how what of a genius I am now?
   
   Scares me how fucking genius I am sometimes
   
   This is why its gotta be me that saves the worls
   
   
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6. 2024-05-26 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #46
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by Bradley I was talking about the tranny having sex with me. I didn't know HTS could still get hard cuz of no balls and hormones

   
   HTS could be Nut in Butt ARRGHH Sauce, what you think mate?
   
   
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7. 2024-05-26 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #47
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   HTS has no nuts so I think it'll just be prostate fluid and water
8. 2024-05-26 at 6:45 PM UTC

   #48
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Argh no get this then, I'll do a spin off one with limes in it and call it "Highlighter in But ARRGHH" Sauce
   
   See when the genius comes it's like a Tsunami, like all these mega ideas just come rolling in hitting me all at once
   
   
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9. 2024-05-26 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #49
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Think I should do a double T in "But", Like Butt/Butter, they both got double T's?
   
   Gotta get this marketing shit spot on, you get me?
   
   Like:
   
   "Nut in Butt ARRGHH Sauce"
   
   or
   
   "Nut in But ARRGHH Sauce"
   
   Which one?
   
   I'm liking a double T in Butt myself
   
   
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10. 2024-05-26 at 6:52 PM UTC

    #50
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    I think Nut Butter with two guys as the spokesmen would be good enough
11. 2024-05-26 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #51
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Nah Bradley you gotta have a proper gimmick, like a fucking gimmick. Nut in Butt ARRGHH sauce, comes in a big bulging throbbing cock shaped bottle that squirts the nut butter out of the Japs eye and its called "Nut in Butt ARRGHH" Sauce. Everyone's gonna fucking love that, they all gonna be squirting their Nut in Butt Sauce on everything before slurping it down into their mouths from coast to coast. they all gonna be licking it off their lips and fingers and everything everywhere, they're all gonna love Nuts in Butts everywhere you go, its gonna be huge, you get me?
    
    Can't you see my Vision Bradley?
    
    
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12. 2024-05-26 at 7:04 PM UTC

    #52
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    OK I'll take 2
13. 2024-05-26 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    What right now?
    
    
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14. 2024-05-26 at 7:05 PM UTC

    #54
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    No I can't, it'd be like homophobic or summing
    
    
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15. 2024-05-26 at 7:06 PM UTC

    #55
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    don't be afraid of gays
16. 2024-05-26 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I'm not
    
    
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17. 2024-05-26 at 7:38 PM UTC

    #57
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley I was talking about the tranny having sex with me. I didn't know HTS could still get hard cuz of no balls and hormones

    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Bradley
18. 2024-05-26 at 7:44 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    Was that really fucking necessary??
    
    
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19. 2024-05-26 at 7:58 PM UTC

    #59
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Narc Was that really fucking necessary??

    
    no
20. 2024-05-26 at 10:34 PM UTC

    #60
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I WASN'T SAYING I'D NUT IN YOU I WAS JUST MAKING A MEME OUT WHAT YOU SAID! THAT'S WHY I PUT THE PICTURE IN A QUOTE FROM YOU.
    
    PUT ME ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE YOU'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH BECAUSE IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. WE'LL NEVER BANG, OKAY?