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Users I will NEVER have sexual intercourse with (and why)

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    First off you gotta limit your share to 1-3 users and just take a little time to explain why you would never have sex with that person.

    1- Paul Wozny, has a little dick, big man boobs, looks like he smells like a dirty rug, very low stamina, eats a lot of nasty food (greasy, oily) and kinda like I feel his skin would have that residue on it. Plus he's kinda like will want to "teach me" about these conspiracy theories like Jeff Hunter doing 9/11, archive.org and Jeff Hunter colluding to delete Totse files, and how the Communist elite of Berkeley targets him for harassment and gang stalking. UGLY.

    Whew, that first one will be hard to follow.

    2 Person who sexually disgusts me is Piles of Crack/Solstice. Partially because of the anime, waifu, but he kinda looks like he has diseases, also he's not fat but he does have moobies and looks old. If you ever seen a picture of darkside Phil imagine the same guy but less photogenic. He's also bald and dirty in a way that's not attractive like me (Mr. Dirty) but dirty like uh fuck I need to stop drinking at gay bars in the run down neighborhoods-dirty. CHILD MOLESTOR.

    3- Polecat & Trippymindfuk are tagged in this, I personally don't think either 'rugged' mountain man looking nigga is attractive. They're also both old. Just the yee haw hillbilly person is pretty high on the users I would not like to fuck list. REDNECK.

    ok now u do someone, or rather discuss someone you would not do (hehe)
  2. #2
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Probably be easier to do a list of people I would.
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  3. #3
    Bradley Florida Man
    Don't tell em about ur fantasies about me, that's our secret
  4. #4
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Lol Nope. 😂
  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks boo <3
  6. #6
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    nobody ;)
  7. #7
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    You forgot to add the following:

    4 - Michael Myers
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    Nah I'd dick u down u just gotta be nicer to me bro
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Bradley First off you gotta limit your share to 1-3 users and just take a little time to explain why you would never have sex with that person.

    1- Paul Wozny, has a little dick, big man boobs, looks like he smells like a dirty rug, very low stamina, eats a lot of nasty food (greasy, oily) and kinda like I feel his skin would have that residue on it. Plus he's kinda like will want to "teach me" about these conspiracy theories like Jeff Hunter doing 9/11, archive.org and Jeff Hunter colluding to delete Totse files, and how the Communist elite of Berkeley targets him for harassment and gang stalking. UGLY.

    First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women

    next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.

    I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.

    I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.


    Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.
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  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    ^ This user has returned to denial.
  11. #11
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women

    next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.

    I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.

    I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.


    Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.

    why would you respond at all, let alone cope this hard
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by ner vegas why would you respond at all, let alone cope this hard

    He wants too explain why another man would want to fuck him but I'm still keeping him on the list
  13. #13
    Originally posted by ner vegas why would you respond at all, let alone cope this hard

    why be ashamed of it? why are you playing psycho analyst all the time. go get a doctor degree and get paid for it
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy why be ashamed of it? why are you playing psycho analyst all the time. go get a doctor degree and get paid for it

    Wozny don't mind aldras fat shaming
  15. #15
    I dont fat shame people. why are you guys fat shaming me.
  16. #16
    Bradley Florida Man
    I just like to shit talk with u
  17. #17
    Originally posted by Bradley I just like to shit talk with u

    thats bottom tier evil to fat shame people
  18. #18
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy thats bottom tier evil to fat shame people

    If you were ridiculously skinny I would skinny shame u but you're not.
  19. #19
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women

    next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.

    I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.

    I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.


    Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.

    Why the fuck would you make me read that you freak?


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  20. #20
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    No one made u read it. Ffs
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