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Users I will NEVER have sexual intercourse with (and why)

  1. 2024-05-26 at 6:13 AM UTC
    #21
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Narc Why the fuck would you make me read that you freak?


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    DAMAGED 10/10
  2. 2024-05-26 at 6:13 AM UTC
    #22
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm No one made u read it. Ffs

    did you find it sexy?
  3. 2024-05-26 at 2:33 PM UTC
    #23
    Bradley Black Hole
    Imagine coming on a forum which main function is reading to complain about reading
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. 2024-05-26 at 3:12 PM UTC
    #24
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley First off you gotta limit your share to 1-3 users and just take a little time to explain why you would never have sex with that person.

    1- Paul Wozny, has a little dick, big man boobs, looks like he smells like a dirty rug, very low stamina, eats a lot of nasty food (greasy, oily) and kinda like I feel his skin would have that residue on it. Plus he's kinda like will want to "teach me" about these conspiracy theories like Jeff Hunter doing 9/11, archive.org and Jeff Hunter colluding to delete Totse files, and how the Communist elite of Berkeley targets him for harassment and gang stalking. UGLY.

    Whew, that first one will be hard to follow.

    2 Person who sexually disgusts me is Piles of Crack/Solstice. Partially because of the anime, waifu, but he kinda looks like he has diseases, also he's not fat but he does have moobies and looks old. If you ever seen a picture of darkside Phil imagine the same guy but less photogenic. He's also bald and dirty in a way that's not attractive like me (Mr. Dirty) but dirty like uh fuck I need to stop drinking at gay bars in the run down neighborhoods-dirty. CHILD MOLESTOR.

    3- Polecat & Trippymindfuk are tagged in this, I personally don't think either 'rugged' mountain man looking nigga is attractive. They're also both old. Just the yee haw hillbilly person is pretty high on the users I would not like to fuck list. REDNECK.

    ok now u do someone, or rather discuss someone you would not do (hehe)

    I might look lightweight mountain man from that picture you saw I don't have a beard anymore, but I'm most definitely not a redneck by any means. I live in the south but I wasn't born and raised here, that's definitely a demographic I've never thought I fit in much with, especially since I don't drink beer anymore đŸ˜‚
  5. 2024-05-26 at 3:34 PM UTC
    #25
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Nah I'd dick u down u just gotta be nicer to me bro

    I can't do sodomy. :(
  6. 2024-05-26 at 3:36 PM UTC
    #26
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley Imagine coming on a forum which main function is reading to complain about reading

    Imagine coming on a forum which main function is shitposting to complain about shitposting


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  7. 2024-05-26 at 3:37 PM UTC
    #27
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Oh hold on, let me take that back a mo


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  8. 2024-05-26 at 3:37 PM UTC
    #28
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    SheeyitT


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  9. 2024-05-26 at 3:43 PM UTC
    #29
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Sheeeeiiiiiit!
  10. 2024-05-26 at 3:48 PM UTC
    #30
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I can't do sodomy. :(

    ya u can, God doesn't care lol
  11. 2024-05-26 at 3:53 PM UTC
    #31
    Bradley Black Hole
    Muhammed isn't worried about what (or who) is going in and out of your sphincter bro, they call got better shit to think about
  12. 2024-05-26 at 3:54 PM UTC
    #32
    Bradley Black Hole
    that's the bradleyB fatwa
  13. 2024-05-26 at 4:08 PM UTC
    #33
    frala Avant garde shartist
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy First off I never had a "Small dick" i had it recess a bit in the pooch and Im very thick. I take cialis and it' push that fat back and it's lengthy So So. you lose a bit of length in your older years. I didn't have a small dick in my youth. it was over average not long I admit. but thick and I pleased women

    next off I use to have a weird fish smell going on because well.. I took Fish Supplements 3-6-9 I now stop taking them and I wash really well and apply vicks vaporub too cool it down. feels super good and smells nice without masking it with scents.

    I do sweat perversely but thats genetics. I am not sweaty as much because I been losing weight. I mean I was fucking super fat, dude. WTF how can I not be oily when I take long walks. I sweat perfuse on my forehead but not elsewhere like other people. Not so much on the chest or man boobs or stomach. it's just sweat glands are probably strong and produce sweat.

    I do a back of the hand rub against my junk when Im about to go to bed. if I smell funk, I take a quick shower. Im a man, thats just a guy thing mother fucker.


    Lastly FUCK YOU, Im not a fag. so get your shit pussy Goatse'd from someone else.

    Your problems have nothing to do with genetics. You are cursed bc you ate Ted Gunderson’s baby at Thanksgiving. You must repent now.
  14. 2024-05-26 at 4:21 PM UTC
    #34
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Your problems have nothing to do with genetics. You are cursed bc you ate Ted Gunderson’s baby at Thanksgiving. You must repent now.

    CJD actually explains a lot
  15. 2024-05-26 at 4:39 PM UTC
    #35
    Elbow Tuskegee Airman
    You should add me to the list Bradley, I assure you it's the case.
  16. 2024-05-26 at 5:43 PM UTC
    #36
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Your problems have nothing to do with genetics. You are cursed bc you ate Ted Gunderson’s baby at Thanksgiving. You must repent now.

    don't you mean Michael Aquinos Undeclared babies?
  17. 2024-05-26 at 5:44 PM UTC
    #37
    Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by Elbow You should add me to the list Bradley, I assure you it's the case.

    nah i'd nut in ur butt
  18. 2024-05-26 at 5:46 PM UTC
    #38
    Bradley Black Hole
    It's just u live quite far away and it's not really worth it to have sex with a fat tranny that doens't care of itself. Ghost can get it first. I may be interested in making the journey to engage in group sex with both of you but for the same price I could visit Sudo so if I had to pick one or the other I would rather hang out with my dope Canadian white trash friend in the north pole than bang a fat tranny while I do tweak with her boyfriend--no offense.

    But like if you were here right Infront of me, and I was feelin myself, I would have sex with you, yes.
  19. 2024-05-26 at 6:24 PM UTC
    #39
    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Bradley nah i'd nut in ur butt

    That just give me an amazing awesomist idea..



    Wot you think BradleyB, would all the little faggots fucking love that or what??


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  20. 2024-05-26 at 6:24 PM UTC
    #40
    Elbow Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bradley

    Nah.
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