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Folk we should open a restaymurant together

  1. #1
    Instigator Space Nigga [the staring tame crusher]
    I could totally be the illegal alien In the kitchen.
  2. #2
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    What theme?
  3. #3
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    NIS Cafe' is just a dream for now but I want to apply.

    I have lots of BOH experience as a line cook and always in the dish pit.

    We can negotiate pay
  4. #4
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    call it the screaming electron bar and grill

    Originally posted by Buff Billy new idea: sell Bean Pies and unblessed communion wafers from a trianglist themed stall with bright psychedelic art

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_wafer
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  5. #5
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    lets sell fried bugs
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Let's just sell drugs. It's an open-air drug market poorly disguised as a restaurant. For shits and giggles, we'll make it out like we're some uber-woke, hardcore leftist bug-eaters and everything we serve is gluten free, meat free, and uh, the bugs were raised free range and grass fed and all that hippy bullshit, but really, we're all in the back crankin out pounds of crystal METH in the kitchen, slingin' DMT shards on the cook line and everybody is jacked as fuck.

    Hell yeah.
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  7. #7
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    that sounds good.
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
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    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    I think a nice assortment of tea would be a great treat.
  10. #10
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    lets open up a speedys bar and grill across from speedys bar and grill and sell competing food at a loss just to take away hiss business
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  11. #11
    Bradley Florida Man [my infernally top-secret etiology]
    Speedys Select Sale Priced Food & Adult Entertainment
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