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How glowy is the Nation of Islam?

  1. #1
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    According to Farrakhan, Malcolm X was killed because he didn't cuck and jive sufficiently JFK got teh freedomz and Jackie's dress got decorated with his brains.

    It was actually founded by a mayo gentleman named Wallace Fard who preached a black uprising (which could go either way on my glowmeter) in fact it was the Nation of Islam that led to a disagreement between the FBI and the CIA (or the predecessor I forget) over the potential for weaponized identity politics for counter-revolution. One side was worried about it backfiring.

    Anyway Fard was disappeared and replaced by this high yellow weirdo Elijah Muhammad. Farrakhan an aspiring violinist 🦄 and according to himself, a possible half chosen Portuguese mulatto gained favor with him and seem to have been used a lot of times as a control mechanism in the black community.
  2. #2
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Every single one of those countries are filled with cop calling faggots. Oh my uncle is in the military and will blow up your village for talking shit. Fucking statist fucks make me sick, without tax money they would be no better than dogs
  3. #3
    ner vegas African Astronaut
    I've never really looked into their structure or political base, only know that their ideology and mythology are REALLY FUNNY
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  4. #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Any organization that includes more than 50 people and is recognizable by the general public is inherently glowy.

    Catholic church? Glowy
    Rotary club? glowy as fuck
    Boyscouts? They don't even give out firemaking merit badges anymore, they glow so hard they don't need fires
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Any organization that includes more than 50 people and is recognizable by the general public is inherently glowy.

    Catholic church? Glowy
    Rotary club? glowy as fuck
    Boyscouts? They don't even give out firemaking merit badges anymore, they glow so hard they don't need fires

    Yes but there is a difference between just having an informant infestation, being mostly co-opted from something that was potentially dangerous to begin with, and things that were compromised from the start. The Nation of Islam falls into one of the last two depending on who you believe Wallace Fard was working for.

    I can't really decide what to make of him.
  6. #6
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    They stand on business. Respect to the brothers.
  7. #7
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Lanny Catholic church? Glowy
    Rotary club? glowy as fuck
    Boyscouts? They don't even give out firemaking merit badges anymore, they glow so hard they don't need fires

    the Catholic church doesn't allow the freemasons because they GLOW TOO MUCH and they are sus about the rotary club but it's not strictly banned by the pope.
    Whenever I research freemason stuff they always say "COME ON FELLOW MASON MASTERCRAFTS WE AREN'T THE ROTARY CLUB! LETS GET ACTIVE!"
    they don't even know they are brainwashed into LEADING SOULS INTO HECK

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood My theory is that freemasonry is a decentralized satanic force. I believe it is the "church of satan" and the lodges are built near catholic churches so that demons can possess people and be in close proximity to churches and high ranking people.

    I believe this is an ancient rite and that the members do not believe they are satanic or possessed, but they undergo rituals that open them up to such things. I think it's interesting that they require you to believe in God knowing they can't possess a soul that doesn't believe in God.

    The higher oath to swear to defend the christian faith is actually their unholy demon faith you are swearing to defend but it's purported to be the true holy church under the grand architect of the universe with the ultimate goal being a global apocalyptic war against unbelievers of "Truth"

    Essentially when they have enough possessed souls all the grand lodges around the world will open up portals to hell and demons will spill out of them with lodge members defending the demons and they will all beeline to the catholic church across the street and wreck the place up
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
  9. #9
    Bradley Florida Man
    NOI is one of the most entertaining groups in prison. They have these really devout black followers who recruit/bully young black convicts into partaking in their worship and brainwashing sessions. My understanding is from an outsider perspective but essentially you get 3-4 of these lifers who wear the Muslim regalia but they don't worship 5 times a day or even read the Quran. They have their own texts and customs that MUST be practiced and believed entirely. They will then indoctrinate young inmates into this shit by making them study, memorize, recite and believe these tenants.

    Ironically, ALL (even satanism, jehova witnesses, native Americanism and other comical religions) have books and media in the chapel. The Nation of Islam is the ONLY religion that refuses to have any of their media in the chapel. This is because real Muslims, white people, non-brainwashed blacks, Christians, pretty much everybody will read their texts and make fun of them for the nonsense of it.

    Much of what they have is sent in and it will only be 1 or 2 books for the whole group, so you got the king (pretty sure they call him King) who has the 1 book and he teaches everyone out of it and since they're all under educated black guys in prison there's a lot of manipulation, interpretation and according to some legends homoerotic penetration of new, young members as part of their orientation and like advancement in the faith.

    My favorite is the creation of white people. A small excerpt,

    "At the age of six, he discovered the law of attraction and repulsion by playing with magnets made of steel.[5]

    This insight led to a plan to create a new people. He "saw an unlike human being, made to attract others, who could, with the knowledge of tricks and lies, rule the original black man".[5] By the age of 18, he had exhausted all knowledge in the universities of Mecca. He then discovered that the original black man contained both a "black germ" and a "brown germ". With 59,999 followers, he went to an "isle in the Aegean Sea called Pelan", which Muhammad identified as modern-day Patmos. Once there, he established a despotic regime, starting to breed out the black traits of his followers, killing all darker babies, and succeeded in creating a brown race after 200 year."

    And you have to believe it, you have to suck King's dick, and you cannot go to other religious services or discuss these things with ANY outsider ever. lol
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  10. #10
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    new idea: sell Bean Pies and unblessed communion wafers from a trianglist themed stall with bright psychedelic art

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_wafer

    Originally posted by Iron Ree did you ever break the christmas wafer with your family at christmas?

  11. #11
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    also these "flying saucers" because we are more skitzo than anyone. I'm gonna put LSD in my "flying saucers" and send people "to space" where GOD really lives
    The first flying saucers were produced in the early 1950s when an Antwerp-based producer of communion wafers, Belgica, faced a decline in demand for their product. Astra Sweets now owns the Belgica brand and continue to make the product. Flying saucers are officially registered as a traditional product of Flanders.Their popularity in the United Kingdom from the 1960s to the 1970s was attributed to the Space Race and increased interest in science fiction.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    New Idea: Get a really sexy girl with huge titties to wear a bikini made of 3 small triangles and ask men to come to her worship service, but when the y get to the worship service it's just me and you and a couple other fags high on cough syrup and someone of us is holding a sign with a triangle on it and that hot girl doesn't actually come here, we just paid her 50$ for 4 hours of handing out flyers.
  13. #13
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley And you have to believe it, you have to suck King's dick, and you cannot go to other religious services or discuss these things with ANY outsider ever. lol

    Isn't that like Thelema or some weird religion that was SUPER AGAINST people sharing their secret texts even though you can find them online with not much effort. But they will go as far to DMCA people that host it online which is pretty cucked if you ask me

    https://newtotse.com/oldtotse/en/religion/the_occult/crowly10.html

    I wonder if "old totse" ever got much flak from any of these smaller groups because they seemed to collect all of this type of stuff and hosted it on purpose. Maybe Jeff Hunter was murdered by the Nation of Islam for sharing their secrets
  14. #14
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Buff Billy new idea: sell Bean Pies and unblessed communion wafers from a trianglist themed stall with bright psychedelic art

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_wafer

    update ;

    i've been doing a lot of research into bean confectionaries and I have had a breakthrough
    In Japanese, a number of names are used to refer to red bean paste; these include an (餡), anko (餡子) and ogura (小倉). Strictly speaking, the term an can refer to almost any sweet, edible, mashed paste, although without qualifiers red beans are assumed, while azukian (小豆餡) refers specifically to the paste made with red beans. Other common forms of an include shiroan (白餡, "white bean paste"), made from navy or other white beans green beans and kurian (栗餡), made from chestnuts.

    Similarly, the Chinese term dòushā (豆沙; 'bean paste'), applies to red bean paste when used without qualifiers, although hóngdòushā (紅豆沙) explicitly means "red bean paste."

    In Korean, pat (팥, Vigna angularis) contrasts with kong (콩, "bean"), rather than being considered a type of it. Kong ("beans") without qualifiers usually means soybeans. As so (소) means "filling", the word patso (팥소) means "pat filling", with unsweetened dark-red paste as its prototype. Dan (단, "sweet") attached to patso makes danpat-so (단팥소), the sweetened red bean paste, which is often called danpat (단팥; "sweet pat"). Geopi (거피, "hulled, skinned, peeled, shelled, etc.") attached to pat makes geopipat (거피팥), the dehulled red beans and the white paste made of geopipat is called geopipat-so (거피팥소).


    mooncakes are the ultimate form of "bean pie" the nation of islam is in the stone age when it comes to bean based confectionaries.
  15. #15
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley NOI is one of the most entertaining groups in prison. They have these really devout black followers who recruit/bully young black convicts into partaking in their worship and brainwashing sessions. My understanding is from an outsider perspective but essentially you get 3-4 of these lifers who wear the Muslim regalia but they don't worship 5 times a day or even read the Quran. They have their own texts and customs that MUST be practiced and believed entirely. They will then indoctrinate young inmates into this shit by making them study, memorize, recite and believe these tenants.

    Ironically, ALL (even satanism, jehova witnesses, native Americanism and other comical religions) have books and media in the chapel. The Nation of Islam is the ONLY religion that refuses to have any of their media in the chapel. This is because real Muslims, white people, non-brainwashed blacks, Christians, pretty much everybody will read their texts and make fun of them for the nonsense of it.

    Much of what they have is sent in and it will only be 1 or 2 books for the whole group, so you got the king (pretty sure they call him King) who has the 1 book and he teaches everyone out of it and since they're all under educated black guys in prison there's a lot of manipulation, interpretation and according to some legends homoerotic penetration of new, young members as part of their orientation and like advancement in the faith.

    My favorite is the creation of white people. A small excerpt,

    "At the age of six, he discovered the law of attraction and repulsion by playing with magnets made of steel.[5]

    This insight led to a plan to create a new people. He "saw an unlike human being, made to attract others, who could, with the knowledge of tricks and lies, rule the original black man".[5] By the age of 18, he had exhausted all knowledge in the universities of Mecca. He then discovered that the original black man contained both a "black germ" and a "brown germ". With 59,999 followers, he went to an "isle in the Aegean Sea called Pelan", which Muhammad identified as modern-day Patmos. Once there, he established a despotic regime, starting to breed out the black traits of his followers, killing all darker babies, and succeeded in creating a brown race after 200 year."

    And you have to believe it, you have to suck King's dick, and you cannot go to other religious services or discuss these things with ANY outsider ever. lol

    I kind of wanted to become a Muslim this year. But I talked to one and he claimed they actually didn't eat anything through Ramadan. I think he was bullshitting me. I know they "fast" but there us no way that many Muslims fast fast for a month. Then again structure and discipline is why I want a religion but idk if I should be fasting for a fucking month.
  16. #16
    Buff Billy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 idk if I should be fasting for a fucking month.

    You should be fasting 24/7


    Originally posted by Ghost
    I only eat one meal per day, sometimes once every two days. Eating food takes a lot of time out of the day that could be spent better meditating on religion.

    It's a good way to keep thin, I have never weighed over 200lbs and it also teaches you to accept hunger and learn to suppress it which is an important survival skill.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/04/well/eat/intermittent-fasting-made-my-life-easier-and-happier.html
  17. #17
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    this is how I will break the kneecaps of the nation of islam and steal their market share
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