How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2024-05-24 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #30221
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

   Originally posted by Buff Billy Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA.
   
   He wasn't alone.
   
   Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
   
   They are not my friends.
   
   Don't worry, no charge for them.
   
   And, why would I want them?
   
   They were trying to grab ya prize. They work for the mercenary, the Masketta Man.
   
   Bane?
   
   Aye.
   
   Get 'em on board, I'll call it in!
   
   The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here, but only one of you. First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? BANG He didn't fly so good! Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lotta loyalty for a hired gun!
   
   Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane.
   
   At least you can talk, who are you?
   
   It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan. No one cared who I was 'til I put on the mask.
   
   If I pull that off, will you die?
   
   It would be extremely painful.
   
   You're a big guy.
   
   For you.
   
   Was getting caught part of your plan?
   
   Of course! Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to find out what he told you.
   
   Nothing! I said nothing.
   
   Well congratulations! You got yourselves caught!
   
   Sir?
   
   Now what's the next step of your master plan?
   
   Crashing this plane… with no survivors!
   
   Internal CIA monologue: No, this can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
   
   Aaaaaahhhh! What are you doing?! Aaahhhhhhhh!
   
   No! They expect one of us in the Wreckage Brother!
   
   Have we started the fire?
   
   Yes! The fire rises… calm down, doctor. Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.
   
   Aaaaahhhh!!
   

   
   They say if you ever have to jump from an airplane without a parachute, make yourself as flat as possible, look for an area of mud or bushes or soft ground, point yourself in that direction.
2. 2024-05-24 at 5:10 AM UTC

   #30222
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
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3. 2024-05-24 at 5:13 AM UTC

   #30223
   

   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   
4. 2024-05-24 at 5:14 AM UTC

   #30224
   Dirtbag African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ TMI

   
   
5. 2024-05-24 at 9:26 AM UTC

   #30225
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I am feeling in pain muh bitches
   
   I feel tired from eatin like 5 triscuitz
6. 2024-05-24 at 10 AM UTC

   #30226
   

   DUSM Raylan Givens Tuskegee Airman
   I want puffy flip flops
7. 2024-05-24 at 3:02 PM UTC

   #30227
   

   CandyRein Black Hole
   Got that Friday Feeling 🥰
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8. 2024-05-24 at 10:53 PM UTC

   #30228
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by CandyRein Yeah I know how you feel about working especially too hard ….

   
   and ah knoe how you feel when not workin' hard enuff
   
   dat whip be burnin' n sheit.
9. 2024-05-24 at 10:55 PM UTC

   #30229
   Charles Ex Machina Space Nigga

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

   
   disrespecting foreign leader who did nothing to you your thing now ?
10. 2024-05-24 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #30230
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina disrespecting foreign leader who did nothing to you your thing now ?

    
    The clown ordered the mass executions of women and children and the elderly. I don't give a rat's ass about him.
11. 2024-05-25 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #30231
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I feeel
    
    I did not sleep enough
12. 2024-05-25 at 12:35 AM UTC

    #30232
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I feel like all that hypnosis had a bad effect and idk what I'm gonna do next.
13. 2024-05-25 at 1:58 AM UTC

    #30233
    

    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DontTellEm U were literally recreating titanic on text on here. That mess was weird

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by DontTellEm I’ve never called you names at all. Who are you Puff Daddy ? You decide when to be abusive ? lol ur out of ur mind. Ur weird for real. Like if someone isn’t thanking ur post than they are against you. Good luck w that

    
    Mmmm Friday night Drama!
    
    I thought this was going to be a boring shut in again
14. 2024-05-25 at 2:34 AM UTC

    #30234
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    So high, did I say too much? Daddy.
15. 2024-05-25 at 2:48 AM UTC

    #30235
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    I did too many opiates and now I can't move
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    • Dirtbag
16. 2024-05-25 at 2:53 AM UTC

    #30236
    Dirtbag African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Buff Billy I did too many opiates and now I can't move

    
    I feel like I might throw up but can't roll over into recovery position because Akira is on me. Feel like I don't have enough air.
17. 2024-05-25 at 4:03 AM UTC

    #30237
    

    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    fucking drug addicts
18. 2024-05-25 at 4:18 AM UTC

    #30238
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy fucking drug addicts

    
    You're one of 'em.
19. 2024-05-25 at 4:22 AM UTC

    #30239
    

    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You're one of 'em.

    
    Not street drugs. I never trust people who make drugs.
    
    I'm even scared to take Pharmacudical and have been reassigned treatment because I'm so sensitive to shit
20. 2024-05-25 at 4:23 AM UTC

    #30240
    

    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut
    outside of weed and alcohol (or a former user) Im pretty much a big square