Iranian President missing in helicopter crash

1. 2024-05-20 at 4:44 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
   Mayer is Iranian you mong
   
   
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2. 2024-05-20 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #42
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc Mayer is Iranian you mong

   
   a goy is any non-j'ew
3. 2024-05-20 at 4:58 AM UTC

   #43
   

   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc How many twitter followers Tacho got?
   
   
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   at least 4
4. 2024-05-20 at 6:27 AM UTC

   #44
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by ner vegas a goy is any non-j'ew

   
   I mean he's Iranian, his dad is under house arrest in Tehran by the regime, he would know if Iranians are celebrating.
   
   
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5. 2024-05-20 at 6:32 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc I mean he's Iranian, his dad is under house arrest in Tehran by the regime, he would know if Iranians are celebrating.

   
   from what I can find his parents emigrated at the time of the Islamic Revolution which means they went all in with the Shah and lost.
   
   so he went to England and became a card-carrying establishment Tory, towing the company line, probably because he's still bitter about not being an aristocrat anymore.
6. 2024-05-20 at 6:34 AM UTC

   #46
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   also, all on board confirmed dead. no indication yet of any kind of sabotage or attack, just a shitload of fog
7. 2024-05-20 at 7:06 AM UTC

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   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by ner vegas from what I can find his parents emigrated at the time of the Islamic Revolution which means they went all in with the Shah and lost.
   
   so he went to England and became a card-carrying establishment Tory, towing the company line, probably because he's still bitter about not being an aristocrat anymore.

   
   OK so you don't really know then
   
   
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8. 2024-05-20 at 7:10 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Narc OK so you don't really know then

   
   he said it himself
   
   he's a standard Tory using standard Tory talking points to try to smear Iran, I don't see why this is so hard for you
9. 2024-05-20 at 7:17 AM UTC

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   ner vegas African Astronaut
   being an Iranian exile doesn't preclude him from being a pro-israel, pro-US cuckold.
   
   does it not concern you how he rants about how many Muslims keep entering the country but not who keeps bringing them in or why?
10. 2024-05-20 at 7:21 AM UTC

    #50
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Live from the Iranian Presidents Rescue Team: OH GOD WE'RE GOING DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
11. 2024-05-20 at 7:31 AM UTC

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by ner vegas being an Iranian exile doesn't preclude him from being a pro-israel, pro-US cuckold.
    
    does it not concern you how he rants about how many Muslims keep entering the country but not who keeps bringing them in or why?

    
    Not really I just posted the story, not really give a fuck about the news reader
    
    He does seems a better news reader than those dickheads on telly tho
    
    
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12. 2024-05-20 at 12:57 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    "In his early career, Raisi served in several positions in Iran's judicial system, including as Deputy Prosecutor and Prosecutor of Tehran. For his role on the so-called death committee during the 1988 executions of Iranian political prisoners, he became known as the "Butcher of Tehran". He was sanctioned by the U.S. Office of Foreign Assets Control in accordance with Executive Order 13876. He was accused of crimes against humanity by international human rights organizations and United Nations special rapporteurs."
13. 2024-05-20 at 1:10 PM UTC

    #53
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Wonder whose gonna replacehim
14. 2024-05-20 at 1:13 PM UTC

    #54
    

    ner vegas African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Wonder whose gonna replacehim

    
    election in 50 days
15. 2024-05-20 at 1:25 PM UTC

    #55
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Bradley Wonder whose gonna replacehim

    
    Juan Guaido
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • ner vegas
16. 2024-05-20 at 2:01 PM UTC

    #56
    

    Donald Trump Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley Wonder whose gonna replacehim

    
    I'm running my CV through Google translate, it's worth a shot
17. 2024-05-20 at 2:18 PM UTC

    #57
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
18. 2024-05-20 at 4:07 PM UTC

    #58
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

    Originally posted by ner vegas erection in 50 days

    
    fxt
    
    
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19. 2024-05-20 at 4:28 PM UTC

    #59
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    After sending an entire army of gold-digging ants into the desert with no results (except a lot of desert gold) the Iranian authorities have determined that the President has most likely suffocated from a lack of a oxygen due to being trapped head first, waist deep in the sand for almost 24 hours now.
    
    Another wave of gold-digging ants along with the Dessert Dogs search and rescue team will be sent to recover any remains. Prayers for the families affected by this tragedy of presumed Israeli hostility
20. 2024-05-20 at 4:46 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Each ant carries a single grain of solid gold.