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Iranian President missing in helicopter crash

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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]



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  2. #2
    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    UPDATE: They found him waist deep upside down in the sand and are currently trying to pull him out
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Allah ackbar


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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
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    That's how Kobe died. Helicopters don't do well in foggy weather.

    if it's foggy, don't climb in a helicopter. simple as that. wait it out. bring in camping gear.
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    They're blame J'ews for sabotage or Aldra will.
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy They're blame J'ews for sabotage or Aldra will.

    LOL

    I was just saying "the funnieest part about this is that EVERYONE in the world instantly suspects the hebrews and that's just comical"
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    You thought it, I thought it, everyone thought it.
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    'E's DEAD. CONFIRMED
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Buff Billy UPDATE: They found him waist deep upside down in the sand and are currently trying to pull him out

    Fake news you're probably one of these spamming hasbara Nazis here lol

    Iran says calls were made afterwards. They may have kept that back to begin with because he was vulnerable prior to all the search teams showing up.
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    what's a hasbera nazi?
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    Bradley Florida Man
    They got drones flying over head looking for heat signatures, that nigga is super dead
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    The helicopter was found. It hasn't been confirmed yet that he's dead.
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Scott Ritter says it would take Iran 2 weeks to have a nuke ready. If he's dead they need to get on that. Use that for Tel Aviv and maybe just a really big bomb for their nuclear reactor.
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Scott Ritter says it would take Iran 2 weeks to have a nuke ready. If he's dead they need to get on that. Use that for Tel Aviv and maybe just a really big bomb for their nuclear reactor.

    didnt they already do an underground test some years back? I thought that was confirmed. this dude dying might be a blessing for Iran if Iran youth that outnumber the elders (and want an end to religious ruling) could vote in someone more sensible. I wouldn't call this a precursor to WWIII just yet.
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy didnt they already do an underground test some years back? I thought that was confirmed. this dude dying might be a blessing for Iran if Iran youth that outnumber the elders (and want an end to religious ruling) could vote in someone more sensible. I wouldn't call this a precursor to WWIII just yet.

    Nuking Israel is sensible.
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    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    And their reactor is a lot more vulnerable than Iran's from what I understand.
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    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 Nuking Israel is sensible.

    No it's not. it's holy land for everyone of the big 3 Abrahamic. Gaza is there and Palestine Muslims are there. that would be super toxic and kill their own people (as far as Muslims go even though they're different secs)

    it wouldn't stop the power that controls anything. the elitist don't live in Israel. The Rothschilds and so on don't live there. I don't see how everyone thinks Israeli has a power hold on the banking system. there might be some of them that do.

    not all the wealthy power elite are J'ewish and those that are, are they really J'ewish in the first place? converts, a false sec..etc

    how is nuking Israel going to do anything?
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    Buff Billy African Astronaut
    LIVE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN: mmmmmph! áĩáĩ‰áĩ— áĩáĩ‰ áĩ’áĩ˜áĩ— áĩ’áļ  áĩ—ʰ⁹Ëĸ Ëĸáĩƒâŋáĩˆ! mmmmmmmffppppph!
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    LIVE FROM THE PRESIDENT OF IRAN: where mah fookin verginz at laddie??


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