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2017-06-17 at 12:22 AM UTCOrangutans are fucking gangster. Obbe, what the fuck? Why gotta bring orangutans into this shit?
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2017-06-17 at 12:24 AM UTCObbe, I'm the reason you are [the swiftly uncomparable gem]. I bet you get an ego-boner every time you read that.
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2017-06-17 at 12:31 AM UTCEvery 3rd number is a multiple of 3 :^)
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2017-06-17 at 1:05 AM UTC
Originally posted by mmQ Malice, please tell me you use a Chore Boy brand dish scouring pad for you warshing.
No, even I'm not that hardcore. They're no-scratch Scotch-Brite pads, the blue ones instead of standard green. Pretty rough, although generally I've used ones that are worn down some, at least on sensitive areas. And I don't press down particularly hard, just enough to properly exfoliate the skin.
My skin has probably adapted and toughened over the years I did this. My severe OCD was the worse around high school when it came to showering. -
2017-06-17 at 1:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny What city do you live in? Can you travel to the US (like in terms of having a passport and visa if you need one)?
Oh, that's right, he probably doesn't even have a passport. That's way too far to travel by bus/train. I could be wrong, possibly some vague recollection of him travelling to the US at one point, there's a good chance he let renewal lapse, regardless.
Goddamn you, HTS! Leading us on. Unless you were already planning to get a passport, if you don't have one. -
2017-06-17 at 1:13 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny What city do you live in? Can you travel to the US (like in terms of having a passport and visa if you need one)?
Holy shit, this pervert is actually serious. You are aware that HTS has a penis, right?
You've finally come out as essentially bisexual, even if it's only attraction to traps or very select people. Well, this experience could very well change, awaken something in, you.
I yearned for the day when my theory would be proven correct. Congratulations. I won't fixate on it. -
2017-06-17 at 1:23 AM UTCtrap fetish happens in straight people too apparently
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2017-06-17 at 1:30 AM UTCThe age old question: Are traps gay?
I should be immortalized. -
2017-06-17 at 1:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by RisiR † This made me laugh fo real. Hahaha…
Oh Malice.
Just curious about the reason why you're laughing at this, there are multiple. Generally I can tell, but this is more complex.
This is how you proposition a woman, isn't it? I think I made a pretty logical argument and addressed some concerns both of us (may) have, laid out a basic plan on what to expect and some conditions beforehand, and also addressed sexual performance ability. Generally it seems I "sold" myself effectively.
I literally have zero experience with women, so I'm determining this by pure rational analysis, which I consider superior, and my own observations, ruminations on life, and research, which are highly accurate. I think you can accurately emulate the effects on behavior of romantic/physical attraction and love, the social dynamics, progression and outcome of scenarios, even if you haven't actually experienced them, as long as your cognitive ability and memory are high enough, you have the necessary large amount of data and have properly analyzed it, come to the right conclusions, generally have a sufficient level of understanding. -
2017-06-17 at 4:57 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny What city do you live in? Can you travel to the US (like in terms of having a passport and visa if you need one)?
Toronto. I totes have a passport:
But I don't wanna be sued for false advertising I'm actually an ugly cunt and like I probably would get turned away at the gate because I have a criminal record (put a knife to another ho's throat).
Originally posted by Malice If it actually happens, could I get a BJ too? I'm literally a handholdless kissless mid-20s virgin, by choice due to severe aspergers. I have severe OCD and am extremely clean, actually wash using a dish scouring pad, lathering and rinsing multiple times (at least 3), then applying clear gel deodorant when I dry off to prevent sweating. I'll also insist on a condom because I don't trust you, you've been a whore in the past and oral herpes is far too common and often asymptomatic. Also, all trolling aside, my penis is actually a decent size, even above average.
The scenario would be a homemade glory hole that completely blocks me from sight, with neither of us speaking, due to crippling anxiety around strangers and being incapable of random conversation. I could also engage in physical S&M afterward if you want, you know I can be highly abusive and malicious, although I would insist on wearing a mask, something that covers my entire head, other than my eyes (may wear sunglasses as well). I know how to stimulate a prostate and would never try any cringy moves, just the best positions.
Baby you know I would. I'm a dirty ho. Unless Lanny keeps me on lockdown like a good daddy... -
2017-06-17 at 5:22 AM UTC
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2017-06-17 at 7:18 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice ou are aware that HTS has a penis, right?
That's what make it hot bro.
Originally posted by Malice Lanny, don't be selfish! We can share.
Fuck you, HTS's sweet nasty body is mine and mine alone. I'll fucking murder you bitch, I have my ways. You don't want to know what I'm capable of. Nothing will stand in the way of our love.
Originally posted by Phoenix But I don't wanna be sued for false advertising I'm actually an ugly cunt and like I probably would get turned away at the gate because I have a criminal record (put a knife to another ho's throat).
mmm baby, it's that low self esteem that gets me hard every time I look at you. Your total lack of self worth. The realization that suffering is the only thing you're responsible for in this world. You don't know what that does to me, but I'll show you one day. -
2017-06-17 at 7:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice Just curious about the reason why you're laughing at this, there are multiple. Generally I can tell, but this is more complex.
This is how you proposition a woman, isn't it? I think I made a pretty logical argument and addressed some concerns both of us (may) have, laid out a basic plan on what to expect and some conditions beforehand, and also addressed sexual performance ability. Generally it seems I "sold" myself effectively.
I literally have zero experience with women, so I'm determining this by pure rational analysis, which I consider superior, and my own observations, ruminations on life, and research, which are highly accurate. I think you can accurately emulate the effects on behavior of romantic/physical attraction and love, the social dynamics, progression and outcome of scenarios, even if you haven't actually experienced them, as long as your cognitive ability and memory are high enough, you have the necessary large amount of data and have properly analyzed it, come to the right conclusions, generally have a sufficient level of understanding.
lolz
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2017-06-17 at 7:51 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Fuck you, HTS's sweet nasty body is mine and mine alone. I'll fucking murder you bitch, I have my ways. You don't want to know what I'm capable of. Nothing will stand in the way of our love.
Just once, a few hours at most! You don't own her. Unbelievably self-centered and selfish. -
2017-06-17 at 7:56 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny mmm baby, it's that low self esteem that gets me hard every time I look at you. Your total lack of self worth. The realization that suffering is the only thing you're responsible for in this world. You don't know what that does to me, but I'll show you one day.
My bf will be so fucking mad, he already hates you, but I like that you like it. ;) -
2017-06-17 at 8:07 AM UTC
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2017-06-17 at 8:10 AM UTC
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2017-06-17 at 8:18 AM UTCYou deserve far better. You know he's no good for you.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-17 at 11 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-17 at 6:01 PM UTCYou can't fold paper more than 7 times (by hand)
but can you fold a micron of material in half and if so, what would it be called
