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Three days without electricity

  1. #21
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Buff Billy what about OCD prevents you from staying at a date motel?

    You can open their doors 7 times whenever you enter a room all you want

    We don’t have motels here. But I don’t like sleeping in foreign places because I have to use their bedsheets and pillows.
  2. #22
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina because they imported shit-skeenz dalits like you.

    Because you stole other people’s lands. Justice, baby.
  3. #23
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump This would actually be a great idea.

    It could be like Climate Ramadan.

    Clime-a-dan.
  4. #24
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Why didn't you just rent a generator?

    Nobody here has one. And normally there are no power outages.
  5. #25
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks I didn't have it for three months one winter

    so eat shit you little bitch get some oil lamps and packs of cards and probably some beer.

    Beer? Absolutely haram. Advice rejected!
  6. #26
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Why don't you get a garbage bag an extension cord and a sleeping bag and do what peopel with no power do in the US. Find an outlet, lay the garbage bag down first, then your sleeping bag, plug your outlet in, I'd carry a machete with you or a large knife you probably won't need to use it but you might, and camp right next to that power source. You just plug all your shit in and camp.

    I did this in Arizona with just a backpack, a 4 pack of malt liquor, a piece of rebar and my phone charger and laptop charger.

    plus my shit in, facing down the alleywayt with my back near the cords/against the walls nd just play on my compute rwhile my phone charged and I drank

    I’m way too lazy.
  7. #27
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley MM doesn't drink he's a very devout Muslim.

    Not really devout because I don’t pray, but yeah I take rules seriously. No drugs (though I did acid a few times in 2022), alcohol, pre-marital sex, dates…
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Nobody here has one. And normally there are no power outages.

    You could have rented one, delivered, for $200/week.
  9. #29
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You could have rented one, delivered, for $200/week.

    Well, I live in the Netherlands. I tried looking for something but they don’t seem to deliver enough power. Besides, this is a good way to test one’s will power.
  10. #30
    Bradley Florida Man
    You're against going on a date? You wouldn't go on a date with me? Get kebabs and hummus and maybe walk somewhere in nature?
  11. #31
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Beer? Absolutely haram. Advice rejected!

    without the beer. I did say PROBABLY some beer.
  12. #32
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley You're against going on a date? You wouldn't go on a date with me? Get kebabs and hummus and maybe walk somewhere in nature?

    We can do all that but call it hanging out. I don't eat hummus by the way. Arabs eat that.
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  13. #33
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Kinks without the beer. I did say PROBABLY some beer.

    What I did was light some candle and read a book. Not in that order.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Beer? Absolutely haram. Advice rejected!

    there are plenty of non alchoholated beers from the middle east which are hallalan toyiba.

    you fake mooseleem.
  15. #35
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Michael Myers We can do all that but call it hanging out. I don't eat hummus by the way. Arabs eat that.

    Ok, as long as it's secluded I don't care what we call it.

    I didn't know that about Pakis not being Arabs. Care to elaborate? i'm a little ignorant.

    You know who also eats hummus? BradleyBs.
  16. #36
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina there are plenty of non alchoholated beers from the middle east which are hallalan toyiba.

    you fake mooseleem.

    I read that Arabs were the first people to make alcohol or something.
  17. #37
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Bradley Ok, as long as it's secluded I don't care what we call it.

    I didn't know that about Pakis not being Arabs. Care to elaborate? i'm a little ignorant.

    You know who also eats hummus? BradleyBs.

    Well, Pakistanis are South Asians and Arabs are West Asians like Persians and Turks and Armenians are. Arabs can also be North Africans but they originated in West Asia. Pakistan is a melting pot, it is a nationality consisting of many different ethnic backgrounds. Most Pakistanis are Indic because they speak Indo-Aryan languages such as Urdu or Punjabi. The official language of Pakistan is Urdu and it was picked because it was foreign to the people of Pakistan. The options were Farsi or Urdu and Urdu was picked. I would have preferred Farsi. Pakistanis use the term Pak for short and not what you used because that is considered a racial slur because it has a history of violence behind it. Urdu has an Indic base and many loan words from Arabic and Persian. Once you go east of Iraq, there are no Arabs anymore but Persians and we border Iran. As well as Afghanistan.
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  18. #38
    Originally posted by Michael Myers I read that Arabs were the first people to make alcohol or something.

    They merely invented the alcohol. We Irish made it our own.
  19. #39
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by Michael Myers What I did was light some candle and read a book. Not in that order.

    candles? no

    if you don't have electricity you need oil lamps... candles dont even burn for a day
  20. #40
    Bradley Florida Man
    I feel all the way turnt down
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