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Hair removal creams are shit

  1. #1
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    All the plans today I had was to stick my denuded cock into two pillows I keep in a freezer and imagine they're dead celebrities...

    And I can't even do that.FFS

    Fumin'.
  2. #2
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Burn your hair off instead.
  3. #3
    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    I use depilatory creams myself. They're Heaven-sent.
  4. #4
    Bradley Florida Man
    I have a hairy wang
  5. #5
    Elbow African Astronaut
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