Hair removal creams are shit

1. 2024-05-17 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   All the plans today I had was to stick my denuded cock into two pillows I keep in a freezer and imagine they're dead celebrities...
   
   And I can't even do that.FFS
   
   Fumin'.
2. 2024-05-17 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
   Burn your hair off instead.
3. 2024-05-17 at 12:21 PM UTC

   #3
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
   I use depilatory creams myself. They're Heaven-sent.
4. 2024-05-17 at 1:34 PM UTC

   #4
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   I have a hairy wang
5. 2024-05-17 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #5
   

   Elbow African Astronaut