Future tech you want to see

1. 2017-06-16 at 5:23 PM UTC

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   RestStop Space Nigga

   Originally posted by Thezigly Electronic meth pipes that evenly heat the glass, no twisting just fat hits each time.

   
   Car lighters would be a good model to start with.
2. 2017-06-16 at 5:29 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   you know that psychic paper that dr who has? well I want to see a onesie made of that stuff so that every chick that looks at you see's her idea of the hottest dude ever, and any guy that looks at you see's like the perfect partner to do business with. you couldn't go fucking wrong man.
   
   
   
   
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3. 2017-06-16 at 5:30 PM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by RestStop Car lighters would be a good model to start with.

   
   I remember trying to chase heroin with a car lighter, didn't work at all.
   
   
   
   
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4. 2017-06-16 at 6:18 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by NARCassist I remember trying to chase heroin with a car lighter, didn't work at all.
   
   
   
   
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   Why do you keep ignoring my question in your confessional thread? Very, very rude. Like 9000 wigwam rude.
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5. 2017-06-16 at 6:37 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would like to see a way for birds to explore the ocean. Like bird submarines and bird wetsuits and stuff. That would be cool.
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6. 2017-06-16 at 7:37 PM UTC

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   blackbird Tuskegee Airman
   A way to record your dreams.
   
   Perfectly realistic virtual reality.
7. 2017-06-16 at 7:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I wonder, if there were legitimately a suicide booth, just like that, for that exact price, that you pay to go into and once you go in there's no turning back, and it quickly gasses you into unconsciousness and death, pain free, how high the suicide rate would skyrocket, and how many people stumbling home from bars would go in.

   
   "Hey lemme just make a call ho-"
   
   On second thought, that joke would have worked in the 90's, when phonebooths were still a thing, but not any more.
8. 2017-06-16 at 7:43 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by blackbird A way to record your dreams.
   
   Perfectly realistic virtual reality.

   
   I was thinking about this the other day, if there was a perfect way to capture your thoughts' visual and audio components, entertainment would change forever. You would bring the mountain of creation to mohamet, so to speak. The focus of all would shift to your mind; how well you can visualise... And how good your ideas are, period.
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9. 2017-06-16 at 7:51 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Yeah dream recording, like HD actual dream recording, would INSTANTLY change the world. A lot of our heads might actually explode right then and there, upon viewing our first recorded dream.
10. 2017-06-16 at 7:54 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by blackbird A way to record your dreams.
    
    Perfectly realistic virtual reality.

    
    the authoritah's would have a field day profiling us all based on what they perceived we dreamt about. sounds like a fucking nightmare.
    
    
    
    
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11. 2017-06-16 at 7:58 PM UTC

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    cerakote African Astronaut
    high cap 2.5 inch drives so if i want to put some shows or tvs i dont have to use the big fuckoff 3.5 and plug in the psu and all that dumb shit. that one drive and the box i have it and all the other shit in takes up the space of both of my 2.5s combined in my bedside table and i wish i had that real estate to put other shit in
12. 2017-06-16 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by NARCassist the authoritah's would have a field day profiling us all based on what they perceived we dreamt about. sounds like a fucking nightmare.
    
    
    
    
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    Their dreams would be under scrutiny too.
    
    Ita hard to think that we wouldn't all get addicted to watching our own dreams the following day. I don't think it would get old either. The trying to retell dreams is always a struggle, and fun when you can, because every part seems so GODDAMN intriguing for some reason.
    
    I was riding on a sheet made out of my own fingernails and HTS, Lanny, and my mom started to huddle around me, the carpet dropped and some JOSH was trying to sell me a point of tech but a door slammed in our face and a lady with 9 eyes came to me 'Buuuuug! Bbbuuuuuug!' and I jumped through my pane glass patio door and fell inside little toad who was sooo indecisive about which blade of grass to make into a paper airplane and and and
13. 2017-06-16 at 8:01 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    4D Printer
14. 2017-06-16 at 8:04 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SBTlauien NthD Printer

    
    Ftfy
15. 2017-06-16 at 8:13 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    But for real, getting butter in every square tho
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16. 2017-06-16 at 9:10 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon But for real, getting butter in every square tho

    
    microwave the butter then just pour it all over, like drown that shit in it motherfucker.
    
    
    
    
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17. 2017-06-16 at 9:48 PM UTC

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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Optical implants like that google glass thing but not gay
18. 2017-06-16 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist microwave the butter then just pour it all over, like drown that shit in it motherfucker.
    
    
    
    
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    Then you get too much.
19. 2017-06-16 at 11:02 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    you can never have too much butter
    
    
    
    
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20. 2017-06-16 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #40
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by mmQ Thought technology.
    
    I want to sit here, looking at my screen, and just think what I want to type, or have it do, and have it appear instantly, in essence.
    
    THOUGHT-TECH.

    
    They're called brain computer interfaces and there are actually multiple high-tech companies working on this. Who knows how long it could take. Likely a decade+.
    
    We may be getting something similar and really cool for VR in 5-10 years. It doesn't even require a brain implant, but will allow you to move in virtual reality just with thoughts, possibly even feel things: https://www.reddit.com/r/oculus/comments/6hitu8/palmer_luckey_finding_doctors_who_are_willing_to/diyoftn/?st=j40gsv67&sh=5cf555ca
    
    He was the genius who created the Oculus Rift and states he wants to revolutionize VR again, devote his time to this. He's also worth 700 million, so he certainly has the capital and connections to make a serious attempt. It doesn't even seem to be a crazy dream or speculation, although there's no guarantee it will work out at the end, they're actually planning on making this happen.
    
    And by then VR will be incredibly realistic and the computers needed to run it will be much cheaper, particularly with certain technologies that greatly reduce the requirements to run high screens and games.