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(GG got a slap) Women and how they feel after domestic abuse

  1. #41
    Kafka sweaty
    It always makes me sad when my kind feelings have to die, but when someone proves they have no empathy for you then you have to feel the same way, and I'll always do what's necessary.
  2. #42
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley DT when I come live with you I'll be your bodyguard and anyone who slaps you or disrespects you I'll do something fucked up to them immediately

    Do you not think I do whatever I want whenever I want?

    The only exceptions is with the likes of bankers. For instance the RDX guys.
  3. #43
    Kafka sweaty
    Should probably be my motto, that I'll always do what's necessary. I'm reluctant to step up but when I believe no one else will then I will, then I have no fear.
  4. #44
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    I'm probably just going to steal a yacht from Russia to make up for the money I lost on the RDX. But has to be a central banker or similar.
  5. #45
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    It's completely legal to pirate any Russian flagged vessel in international waters. Who's gonna stop you? The Russian courts? Those NAZIS?!
  6. #46
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Infinityshockrates It's completely legal to pirate any Russian flagged vessel in international waters. Who's gonna stop you? The Russian courts? Those NAZIS?!

    What does pirate mean?
  7. #47
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What does pirate mean?

    Steal the ship. In international waters there's no law.
  8. #48
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Steal the ship. In international waters there's no law.

    I'm 110% on board with a bit of international yacht piracy.

    If you are too no reason we can't go and claim our booty from someplace which still allows out hated bigoted enemies to dock. Those hated bigoted enemies who look just like us and who we don't have to claim any identification to sail away with their boat. Who in fact are half the time happy they can do an insurance claim on.
  9. #49
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I'm 110% on board with a bit of international yacht piracy.

    If you are too no reason we can't go and claim our booty from someplace which still allows out hated bigoted enemies to dock. Those hated bigoted enemies who look just like us and who we don't have to claim any identification to sail away with their boat. Who in fact are half the time happy they can do an insurance claim on.

    I'm so tempted bcus I just finished binging pirates of the Caribbean but I have to think about my future.
  10. #50
    Kafka sweaty
    Can you even sail?
  11. #51
    Kafka sweaty
    I'd prob disguise myself as a crew member or something first instead of going in dressed like a clockwork orange droog.
  12. #52
    Kafka sweaty
    They're gonna be paranoid and have guns on board anyway.
  13. #53
    Kafka sweaty
    Acc no I'd jus wear something slutty nd get invited on the ship
  14. #54
    Infinityshockrates Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Donald Trump What does pirate mean?

    Legally commandeer, transfer of ownership. The Spanish called it "God's Work" and it was considered a protected "might is right" of the Seas. This has always been the case until America decided it can impose it's morality on the world oceans, but now we are returning to a more natural balance of power

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  15. #55
    Kafka sweaty
    I wonder if Russians would understand nadsat slang since it's based on that language
  16. #56
    Kafka sweaty
    Idk why I haven't tried to attact powerful men yet
  17. #57
    Kafka sweaty
    Do you think I could be a red sparrow?
  18. #58
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Can you even sail?
    Nope. We could learn together. No one would ever suspect a couple. We'd pretend we were hired to move the boat. You would go and set up at the boat, and I would go and bother the dock worker about registrations and customs information until they begged me to leave. Then we'd onboard, I'd disable any GPS, etc, we'd sail to the west, and we'd make a lot of quick money. Quick disposal from a Russian couple.

    Originally posted by Kafka Acc no I'd jus wear something slutty nd get invited on the ship
    That's legitimate too.
  19. #59
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk why I haven't tried to attact powerful men yet

    Do you shoplift? If not reason is the same.
  20. #60
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Do you shoplift? If not reason is the same.

    No but I have attracted men like coke dealers and that Algerian movie star. Ig it's my reluctance to go outside why I haven't napped a drug lord yet.
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