2024-05-11 at 3:52 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates...
He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.
Having arrived at the Gates of
Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
"Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
"No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds, coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.
He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.
Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
"No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."
Mohammed is higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.
Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:
"Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from all his
climbing.
"No, my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"
"Yes, please!" said the man.
God looks behind him, claps his hands, and calls out:
"Hey Mohammed, two coffees!"
2024-05-11 at 3:55 PM UTC
So the prophet Muhammed is a servant only to God? Not sure where the joke comes in.
2024-05-12 at 7:51 AM UTC
I think that's a funny joke. I laffed and laffed and then laffed some more!
2024-05-12 at 7:54 AM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
If I had to climb a damn ladder to get a coffee I'd be tired as fuck.
