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  1. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy wow you're just evil

    wow youre just misinformed and ignorant
  2. Originally posted by infinityshock wow youre just misinformed and ignorant

    The direction from which the sun rose (which we know as east) was called oriens. This word was formed from the verb oriri, meaning "to rise, come forth." The word oriens also came to be used for the part of the world in the direction from which the sun rose, that is, the area we call the East

    The word applies to it's eastern location and has become another pejorative slang word by the English form of Orien. You're such an old fucking hick, it's comical and sad at the same time. Get a clue, Gramps.
  3. Originally posted by infinityshock other than one example…the shortest girls ive known did a better job at taking my big cock than the 5'8" and taller

    Apparently the biggest sluts are short girls.

    The theory goes something like that the earlier you hit puberty the earlier you stop growing, so the shorter you will tend to be, girls that hit puberty earlier have sex earlier, and that girls that start having sex earlier in life tend to need regular sex more (abused girls often turn into turbo-sluts).

    That's the origin of the short skinny little spinner nymphomaniac stereotype.
  4. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy The word applies to it's eastern location and has become another pejorative slang word by the English form of Orien. You're such an old fucking hick, it's comical and sad at the same time. Get a clue, Gramps.

    listen here, you whiny little whippersnapper dandy. when i was your age boys had penises and girls had vaginas. nowadays theres no telling...at thats all your fault. orientals are slant eyed nippers from the far east.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Apparently the biggest sluts are short girls.

    The theory goes something like that the earlier you hit puberty the earlier you stop growing, so the shorter you will tend to be, girls that hit puberty earlier have sex earlier, and that girls that start having sex earlier in life tend to need regular sex more (abused girls often turn into turbo-sluts).

    That's the origin of the short skinny little spinner nymphomaniac stereotype.

    height isnt relevant...ive known tall and short sluts and tall and short snob prudes.

    my observation is the larger and earlier a chick develops breasts, the more snobby and self-aggrandized she is. ive seen it happen with small-breasted women that get implants. its like insta-stuckup

    i had a short/skinny/spinner ex who literally didnt give a single fuck about sex and literally only wanted to do it to get pregnant. i had a short/skinny/spinner ex who it took literally a half hour of foreplay before she was physically able to have sex. i had a short-ish/skinny/spinner-ish ex who at a party said...quote...'i dont care whos watching, i was to fuck'
  6. Originally posted by infinityshock listen here, you whiny little whippersnapper dandy. when i was your age boys had penises and girls had vaginas. nowadays theres no telling…at thats all your fault. orientals are slant eyed nippers from the far east.

    Non sequitur. doesn't track.
    eat scrons cawk after he pulls it outta your gaping butthole
  7. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Non sequitur. doesn't track.
    eat scrons cawk after he pulls it outta your gaping butthole

    youre going to need a truck load of caulk to fix your ruined asshole when im finished with you
  8. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy The word applies to it's eastern location and has become another pejorative slang word by the English form of Orien. You're such an old fucking hick, it's comical and sad at the same time. Get a clue, Gramps.

    Did you know the term Wog actually stands for Western Oriental Gentleman?

    So..




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  9. Originally posted by infinityshock other than one example…the shortest girls ive known did a better job at taking my big cock than the 5'8" and taller

    alleged big cock
  10. Originally posted by Narc Did you know the term Wog actually stands for Western Oriental Gentleman?

    So..




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    why do they call Indians "Gollywogs" in the UK? that's not a joke opener like a knock knock. I just never understood it.
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina alleged big cock

    It was big enough to make you
  12. Originally posted by Kinks I am honestly not a big cock fan. I am little. SORRY

    such a tease arencha
  13. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I mean it can work. Carefully. Lol
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I mean it can work. Carefully. Lol

    what you do is bend over the hood of a car, clench, then once it gets slammed in, youre good to go

    it only hurts for a second
  15. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy why do they call Indians "Gollywogs" in the UK? that's not a joke opener like a knock knock. I just never understood it.

    When I was a kid we used to spread this on toast, till the faggots banned it for being racist or some bollocks. I think they were kids toys in the days of the Empire before everyone turned gay.




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  16. Originally posted by Narc When I was a kid we used to spread this on toast, till the faggots banned it for being racist or some bollocks. I think they were kids toys in the days of the Empire before everyone turned gay.




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    jam is the gayest thing a man can put into his mouth second only to a throbbing, big black nigger cock.
  17. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina jam is the gayest thing a man can put into his mouth second only to a throbbing, big black nigger cock.

    Do you prefer pudding or jam?

  18. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina jam is the gayest thing a man can put into his mouth second only to a throbbing, big black nigger cock.

    Doesn't say "When I was a man".


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  19. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Besides, the gayest thing a man can put in his mouth are the words "I'm gay"


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  20. Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    Go on Diddy...


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