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How do I stop my 14 year old from being so sex obsessed?

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Omg pull it out it hurts
    Omg put it back in it stinks
  2. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy this looks like R.Crumb (or his wife Aline) style.

    edited: just noticed the tagline.

    My friends uncle lived by them in the small town of Winter up north of the bay area. I used to read his shit at underground comics off telegraph until the old dude threw us out. we were like 9-10 years old at the time. Mr Natural I think was one of his comics or ComiX as they were called.

  3. When I was 14 and horny my uncle just raped me until I didn't like sex anymore, that's why I'm ace now
  4. Originally posted by Solstice When I was 14 and horny my uncle just raped me until I didn't like sex anymore, that's why I'm ace now

    you should have begged for more until he didnt have the energy to rape you anymore
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina you should have begged for more until he didnt have the energy to rape you anymore

    I'll rape you until you don't have the energy to beg for it anymore
  6. Originally posted by infinityshock I'll rape you until you don't have the energy to beg for it anymore

    go ahead
  7. This is so fucking funny
  8. Originally posted by Obbe I think the worst part of this while thing is that she got her phone taken away and was super depressed.

    She got her phone back now though so I think she's going to cheer up.

    kids these days
  9. Originally posted by Solstice When I was 14 and horny my uncle just raped me until I didn't like sex anymore, that's why I'm ace now

    straightest nazi avatar account
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  10. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    Originally posted by CodeNiggHardR straightest nazi avatar account

    lets lez
  11. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks lets lez

    I'm a lesbian. Cmere and deepthroat my clitoris
  12. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Got her first bikini.
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  14. Lanny Bird of Courage
    something something nonce thread
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Realistically, and I think I'm being serious here, probably the only way to tame her sexual desires, at least relatively quickly with what I would assume to be a good shot at it, would be to inflict some severe sexual trauma on her. Something to make her absolutely repulsed by even the thought of sexual relations. Obviously you can probably figure out what you would have to do. To what extent, you'd just have to listen to your heart. <3
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  16. Originally posted by mmQ Realistically, and I think I'm being serious here, probably the only way to tame her sexual desires, at least relatively quickly with what I would assume to be a good shot at it, would be to inflict some severe sexual trauma on her. Something to make her absolutely repulsed by even the thought of sexual relations. Obviously you can probably figure out what you would have to do. To what extent, you'd just have to listen to your heart. <3

    Sooo.. you're talking about bringing in a horse or some other large male animal.
  17. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sooo.. you're talking about bringing in a horse or some other large male animal.

    Nothing is off the table when it comes to protecting your children.
  18. It'll probably take a horny bear or two.
  19. Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    Originally posted by mmQ Realistically, and I think I'm being serious here, probably the only way to tame her sexual desires, at least relatively quickly with what I would assume to be a good shot at it, would be to inflict some severe sexual trauma on her. Something to make her absolutely repulsed by even the thought of sexual relations. Obviously you can probably figure out what you would have to do. To what extent, you'd just have to listen to your heart. <3

    I decided she's just going to do whatever she wants anyway, and I'd rather she feel like I'm someone she can be honest with.
  20. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sooo.. you're talking about bringing in a horse or some other large male animal.

    Sorry, I'm busy that weekend.
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