2024-05-11 at 12:49 AM UTC
here I'll do another one
1 large jug of oatmeal 2$
1 jar of peanut butter 3$
5$, now you have about 10-12 breakfasts. My god people are fucking slow let's see if I can come up with a third one since we just covered 6 lunch burritos and 12 breakfasts for 10$.
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2024-05-11 at 12:51 AM UTC
With an extra 5$ you can splurge and makea nice dinner. Here's how.
1 box of Mac and cheese generic (1$)
1 pack of hot dogs (2.50$)
1 bag of mixed vegetables (1$)
can of mushrooms (.50)
Wow! Your cheesy noodle casserole is delicious and will feed you for about 4 meals.
2024-05-11 at 12:54 AM UTC
1 loaf of bread 2$
1 pack of sliced American cheese 1-2$
1 can of marinara or spaghetti sauce
Put the slices of cheese in-between the slices of bread, put in the oven at 250-300, after 10 minutes pour the sauce over the top, wait another 5 minutes
Damn ur cheesy spaghetti bread is the shit. Can also be done with white cheese and gravy.
2024-05-11 at 1:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley
here I'll do another one
1 large jug of oatmeal 2$
1 jar of peanut butter 3$
5$, now you have about 10-12 breakfasts. My god people are fucking slow let's see if I can come up with a third one since we just covered 6 lunch burritos and 12 breakfasts for 10$.
Yeah oatmeal and peanut butter were the first things I thought of, they're both nutritious, cheap as fuck, quick and easy etc. I buy the fancy steel cut oats from Trader Joe's and it's still like $3 to have breakfast every day for a week or so
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2024-05-11 at 1:04 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Eating less in general will prolong your life and make you feel healthy anyway
2024-05-11 at 1:05 AM UTC
And I ahven't even started the road I personally don't travel on of Ramen noodles and the literal hundreds of different ways to incorporate those .20$ noodles into filling meals.
Mostly because I'm smart enough that I can generate 5-10$ a day MINIMUM for food for myself + money for alcohol (previously) but some people are just straight fucking retarded
Ramen noodle + 1 egg + mixed vegetables come to mind
ramen noodle + hot dogs + peppers
Ramen noodle + Ramen noodle
I mean you could go on and on
My favorite is the prison burrito of the Cheetos + ramen noodle + cut up beef stick + jalapenisos sometimes with mayo on it.
Me personally I don't eat ramen noodles or honeybuns. Maybe I'll eat like 2-3 a year when I"m free, like 2-3 a month when I'm locked up, I just don't like them and they make me feel fat.
Much rather have a bowl of mixed vegetables, some hot sauce, and a tortilla, on God.
2024-05-11 at 1:10 AM UTC
Oh I can't stress this enough, if you're really bad off and have nothing. Steal. Don't steal a fucking steak but steal hamburger, buy the onions and teh garlic and the tortillas/noodles but steal the hamburger and block of cheese. God will protect you if you're really poor and stealing to survive and if the cops do bust you just tell them the truth, you're a dirty ass hungry person having a hard time at life and you've exhausted other options and you need to eat and this is what you feel like you had to do it. My nigga they will not take you to jail or make your life worse they will just take the shit off of you and wish you luck in life and maybe tell you to get fucked.
I've had it happen to me when I was way younger like 19/20 years old and a drunk and fresh out of prison and I didn't ha ve shit and I stuffed a block of cheese in my pants and a block of hamburger meat and tried to check out with just the noodles and spaghetti sauce and they caught me and they guy felt bad so he didn't ticket me or anything Is aid I was starving and I had to go get something to eat and I didn't know what else to do
Iirc he wrote down on a price of paper the address to the food pantry in town and the hours they were open when I told him I dind't have a phone to look it up.
That was in 2013 when they gave a shit about people stealing now they don't really care so much, especially if you're using the self check out and miss 1 item of hamburger and 1 item of cheese but you buy all the little stuff, do what you gotta do to survive, god ain't gonna send you to hell because you stole meat and cheese from aldis, why would he bro you're fuckin hungry and they got more than they can inventory in a day.
2024-05-11 at 1:15 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I used to make soup from cow neck bones and whatever the butcher couldn’t sell to anyone
Had no electricity for 3-4 months
Was winter so what food I could get us was kept outside
It was actually one of the dopest times of my life, playing cards with my buddies and oil lamps almost every night
Having nearly nothing was awesome. Excellent learning experience. I now have uh sullied feelings about having money. It’s stressful to think of what the hell to buy or do with it. Would rather not think about it and just do free shit.
2024-05-11 at 1:20 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
No, I didn’t have any money duh
2024-05-11 at 1:26 AM UTC
I get paid $20 an hour working from home, and I barely fucking eat cuz I'm so depressed
2024-05-11 at 1:31 AM UTC
Originally posted by Kinks
Eating less in general will prolong your life and make you feel healthy anyway
bullshit. thats a bullshit fake study they made to encourage people to eat less
if people consuming calories is a good thing then explain how humanity has advanced so far physically/mentally in the last few centuries when agriculture/animal husbandry became so prolific to ensure high nutrients
stop being a sheep
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2024-05-11 at 1:34 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Putting less product/food through yourself preserves organs. They don’t have to constantly process bullshit. Which is why I don’t look 35 and every time I buy cigarettes someone yells “YOU ARE NOT THAT OLD WTF”
2024-05-11 at 1:36 AM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Sucking cock is an excellent way to gain nutrients for free.
On topic.
Hahaha
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2024-05-11 at 1:42 AM UTC
Kinks
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[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I did not learn this from a study. It’s my personal experience, I physically cannot eat much or use most skin products.
The amount of drugs I’ve done the last 20yrs though I should certainly not look like this lol.
