Novel ideas

1. 2017-06-16 at 10:51 AM UTC

   #21
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   whoever said white men can't jump clearly never saw footage of 9/11
   
   
   
   
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2. 2017-06-16 at 1:17 PM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by NARCassist whoever said white men can't jump clearly never saw footage of 9/11
   
   
   
   
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   After listening to a lot of footage of those calls, I know for a fact I would've jumped too. Fuck burning alive slowly. Fuck that.
3. 2017-06-16 at 1:32 PM UTC

   #23
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Jim the Barber gets home from a day of barbering, finds a taco in his dresser drawer, addresses wife, and the fun begins.
4. 2017-06-16 at 1:36 PM UTC

   #24
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Cuthbert is undressing one night after work when he finds a wart in his pubic region. Over the next three days, it quadruples in size. Another wart appears, approximately 2cm from the first one. Cuthbert starts to notice a faint but constant whispering. When he lay down one night to relax, he hears from beneath his robe, "I think he's asleep. What poison are we going to use?"
5. 2017-06-16 at 1:56 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
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   Originally posted by Zanick Cuthbert is undressing one night after work when he finds a wart in his pubic region. Over the next three days, it quadruples in size. Another wart appears, approximately 2cm from the first one. Cuthbert starts to notice a faint but constant whispering. When he lay down one night to relax, he hears from beneath his robe, "I think he's asleep. What poison are we going to use?"

   
   What's happening with wart 1? It quadruples in size every 3 days? So a.. what's that shit... 166% growth or something? And a second wart appears every 3 days... growing at the same rate as the first?
   
   I don't know Cuthbert but he needs to go to hospital.
6. 2017-06-16 at 2:27 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Cuthbert is afraid of the hospital
7. 2017-06-16 at 2:32 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'm afraid of drowning but that doesn't mean I wouldn't drown to cure my genital warts.
   
   UGH.
8. 2017-06-16 at 2:41 PM UTC

   #28
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist whoever said white men can't jump clearly never saw footage of 9/11

   
   fuck yea...if it were me I would have jumped too instead of charbroiling.
   
   that's how I'm checking out. when I'm like 95 and the Dr's say I'm terminally ill...I'm climbing into an airplane and jumping out with no chute.
9. 2017-06-16 at 2:44 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by infinityshock fuck yea…if it were me I would have jumped too instead of charbroiling.
   
   that's how I'm checking out. when I'm like 95 and the Dr's say I'm terminally ill…I'm climbing into an airplane and jumping out with no chute.

   
   I bet you'd be stupid enough to do that when the airplane never even takes off. GERONIMO!!
10. 2017-06-16 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    A story about a gun and all the people it's been sold to over the years.
11. 2017-06-16 at 11:18 PM UTC

    #31
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I bet you'd be stupid enough to do that when the airplane never even takes off. GERONIMO!!

    
    that's exactly what I planned, you fucking retard
12. 2017-06-17 at 12:34 PM UTC

    #32
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by mmQ Jim the Barber gets home from a day of barbering, finds a taco in his dresser drawer, addresses wife, and the fun begins.

    
    how the fuck did they fit his wheelchair into the drawer?
    
    
    
    
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13. 2017-06-17 at 12:35 PM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock fuck yea…if it were me I would have jumped too instead of charbroiling.
    
    that's how I'm checking out. when I'm like 95 and the Dr's say I'm terminally ill…I'm climbing into an airplane and jumping out with no chute.

    
    i hate to be the bearer of bad news but dr malice says you have an incurable brain tumor. you got like a week dude.
    
    
    
    
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14. 2018-10-18 at 9:43 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Cuthbert backs out of his driveway too quickly and hears a *thud* behind his car. Upon getting out, he finds a small child dead on the ground with his own face.
15. 2018-10-18 at 10:13 PM UTC

    #35
    

    Anal Turing Houston
    A story that follows a woman through the week after she takes her husband off life support, told as a series of vignettes through the trinkets in their curio cabinet.