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What do you eat in times of extreme poverty?

  1. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I bought a case of pudding at the start of the month and there's still so much left I will be eating pudding all fucking summer i've made 4 watergate salads and 3 cakes in the past 2 weeks
  2. Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Ramen Noodles. Starving Students eat this shit.

    throw some bakchoy or lettuce in it with some spam (turkey even) and buy a stock of celery as well. doesn't cost much, lots of leftovers. if you're that poor I'm gonna guess you're living in the fucking dark since you can't afford the lights unless it comes with rent and you have a cheap studio with free electricity and heating and a fridge.

    I been listening to how-to self-help audio while walking around the campus thinking to myself, who would pay 70k a year to go to Cal when it should be free for 4 fucking years.

    fuck the system

    All college is a scam, they should be burned to the ground
  3. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice All college is a scam, they should be burned to the ground

    They're intended to be indoctrination and propagandization institutions...they're fully complying with their purpose

    Run by kikes...
  4. trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Man I used to eat better living on the streets than I do now that I'm working and stuff. Where I was you could basically eat lunch and dinner somewhere everyday for free, like usually comparable to home cooked stuff. Now I live on noodles and microwave shit like a convict. Oh well I know how to make a banging ass noodle I'll tell ya that lol.
  5. infinityshock Black Hole
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Florida gives me a lot of food stamps
  7. Originally posted by CutterLegendaryNinja intrresting….so if i get organic cabbage i should be able to do it again?!

    wasn't the only person doing it. see. there talking about it here…

    https://boards.straightdope.com/t/getting-high-off-of-cabbage/36015

    organic ?

    theres no such thing as purely "organic" foods.

    the moment they were harvested with the asssistance of fossil-fuel-powered farm machinery and had burnt and unburnt hydrocarbon particles deposited unto them,

    assuming they were planted with nothing more than the muscle power of man and beasts in a no-fly, chemtrial-free zone inthe first place,

    is the moment they cease to be organic food and became "organic" food.

    organic food is nothing but a scam to scam the shit out of zommers, boomers, millenials and gen-X'ers and everyone else in between who doesnt know how farming, or a dicktionary, or both, work.

    unless you bought it from an amish in an amish farm, THERES NOTHING 'ORGANIC' about your "organic" food.

    its just a scam.

    i mean, have you ever discover a live worm living and eating away in your allegedly "organic" cabbage while you cut it and dice it.
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  8. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina organic ?

    theres no such thing as purely "organic" foods.

    unless you bought it from an amish in an amish farm, THERES NOTHING 'ORGANIC' about your "organic" food.

    Ummm I think you're wrong actually, I have worked on an organic farm before and you have no idea what you're talking about
  9. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Ummm..
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  10. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree Ummm I think you're wrong actually, I have worked on an organic farm before and you have no idea what you're talking about

    That idiot doesnt know anything about anything
  11. Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    It's the same mentality as those anti GMO people.

    Guess what kidiots, GMO's can be organic. Get fucked, it's true! you simply put the seed in the ground and fertilize it with rat poop and natural phosphites and neem oil

    then you have ROUNDUP READY organic corn. Just because a seed is GMO doesn't mean you need to spray it with chemicals
  12. Originally posted by Iron Ree Ummm I think you're wrong actually, I have worked on an organic farm before and you have no idea what you're talking about

    under chemtrial-free sky.

    yes.
  13. Originally posted by infinityshock That idiot doesnt know anything about anything

    how well do you know anything about anything.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina how well do you know anything about anything.

    yes
  15. Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by emeraldglass You should opt for the high-quality dates straight from Saudi Arabia, not the overly sweet or fatty ones.Try Ajwa dates they are the best.

    My brother eats these often and I've had them and they are better than other dates but it's not something I really want to eat.
  16. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I like to cook. its all science. its fun. I cant eat. zombie apocalypse, I'll survive wutvr


    in extreme poverty I make anything from scratch. I also make soup from the meat bones no one wants, like cow neck bones

    I actually really enjoyed that portion of my life, had no electricity for months
  17. Cow necks aren't all they're cracked up to be.
  18. Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you haven't ever been in poverty then bish
  19. Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina organic ?

    theres no such thing as purely "organic" foods.

    the moment they were harvested with the asssistance of fossil-fuel-powered farm machinery and had burnt and unburnt hydrocarbon particles deposited unto them,

    assuming they were planted with nothing more than the muscle power of man and beasts in a no-fly, chemtrial-free zone inthe first place,

    is the moment they cease to be organic food and became "organic" food.

    organic food is nothing but a scam to scam the shit out of zommers, boomers, millenials and gen-X'ers and everyone else in between who doesnt know how farming, or a dicktionary, or both, work.

    unless you bought it from an amish in an amish farm, THERES NOTHING 'ORGANIC' about your "organic" food.

    its just a scam.

    i mean, have you ever discover a live worm living and eating away in your allegedly "organic" cabbage while you cut it and dice it.

    so get it from the amish?
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I've been eating frozen vegetables and shopping thrifty and I have amassed a couple hundred dollars extra in my food stamps over the last four months. Which means I only spend like 150-200$ a month in food stamps, so idk how this shit isn't possible for y'all. It's definitely possible for a person to survive on like four or five bucks a day in food, you just gotta not b ea total retard and spend that 5$ on McDonald's or like a microwave dinner my nigga.

    12ounce bag of frozen mixed vegetables 1$
    onion .60
    can of mixed beans 1.40
    1/2 pack of tortillas 1$
    pack of taco seasoning .50
    garlic clove .50

    5$, feeds you about 3 meals each consisting of 3 burritos. This has enough protein, vitamins, carbohydrates and tastes good. If you're not an active grown man, you can easily make this cover 2 days of food.

    All you need is 5$ and to not be a dumbfuck.
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