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  1. #21
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Warcry shes talking to me right now the 19 yr old. and asked me what time im going back home as she might come back but the thing is my alpce is a dump mess meth fueled mess.

    nice

    just tell her you are in the midst of the throes of a heavy hard drug addiction and that you have been snorting mephedrone daily and masturbating to tons of porn and slowly going insane. She will either think you are a sexy emo bad boy self destructing because you are actually a romantic deep down and just need a REAL LADY to tame your wild heart or she will think your a disgusting degenerate and run away

    She will either think "I can fix him!" or be too troubled by your demons to bother. And if she's down to do drugs with you than you can be degenerates together, this is my modus operandi and it always works out for me. I scare away the weak and only attract the fucked up that are DOWN TO PARTY. Mentally ill girls have the messiest bedrooms with dirty plates on the bed and will let you fuck them in the ass right on top of their unwashed dishes as long as you bring them drugs

  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry Do you think it means anything?

    I was walking in a good mood as I got some money sent in and this 16 or so yr old girl was across from me on a phone with a school backpack on and I smiled to her she sort of smiled and I waved in the air hand gesture hi to her she like was on the phone laughed a bit turned I was still walking past her looking at her and she got shy turned back right away and I left.

    I want to fuck you in the ass
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I'd prefer buying my own pizza but I'm not a child

    You deserve something better

    A roofie daiquiri
  4. #24
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    I've dated some girls that were like 10/10 gorgeous goes around always looking sexy but you go back to their place and there's holes/knives in the wall and the place is TRASHED and she has no shame about it at all

    You have one of those "I know what i'm getting into" moments
  5. #25
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Iron Ree I've dated some girls that were like 10/10 gorgeous goes around always looking sexy but you go back to their place and there's holes/knives in the wall and the place is TRASHED and she has no shame about it at all

    You have one of those "I know what i'm getting into" moments

    Irrelevant. You're not moving in. Their orifices still function just fine.
  6. #26
    Warcry Certified lover boy


  7. #27
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry


    You're an idiot
  8. #28
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    should i just say tou pay for your own pizza and i pay for mine but can get us dinrks if you want?
  9. #29
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    fuck it im done with this shit im not riting her back fuck that another gold digger i bet.
  10. #30
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Warcry should i just say tou pay for your own pizza and i pay for mine but can get us dinrks if you want?

    buy 2 pizzas and a case of beers and a few grams of mephedrone and then look her in the eyes sultryly and say "wanna chill bby?"
  11. #31
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Originally posted by Warcry guck it im done with this shit im not riting her back fuck that another gold digger i bet.

    Hey sometimes you buy a pizza and a bag of crack and then the girl pulls out a knife and takes the crack and runs away, it is what it is.
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  12. #32
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    star trek?
  13. #33
    Warcry Certified lover boy
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry fuck it im done with this shit im not riting her back fuck that another gold digger i bet.

    you dont get pussy for free. you either pay for it...or you get a pet and slather peanut butter on your flappy doodle
  15. #35
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry

    id fuck her

    im thinking about flying to whatever sub-third-world shithole you are in and taking her away from you then posting the videos of my dick in all her holes while she calls me 'daddy'
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  16. #36
    Warcry Certified lover boy
    she is most likely a virgin she never has had a boyfriend before she claimed.
  17. #37
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry she is most likely a virgin she never has had a boyfriend before she claimed.

    yea, they all claim that. the one thing that all virgin girls have in common is...theyre not
  18. #38
    She looks like it.
  19. #39
    IT"S TEH LODZ MEPH MONSTER!
  20. #40


    Invest in some shirts. T-shirts make it look like you're not even trying.
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