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  1. #81
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley You didn't just believe me when I posted that I had 120 million dollars? WHy wouldn't you believe that???

    Yea...the 'loans and credit' section still has some photoshop editing remnants
  2. #82
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by infinityshock Having a bank account balance is an indication of poor fiscal responsibility. The literal worst place to keep liquid assets is a bank

    Like I said this dudes posts NEVER MISS

    Legit look at this fuys post history and tell me he isn't the greatest poster ever. I'm waiting
  3. #83
    infinityshock Black Hole
    All you homos bragging about money haven't mentioned the last time a pussy was in their general vicinity for penile probing.

    The neighbors cat doesn't count.
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  4. #84
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Like I said this dudes posts NEVER MISS

    Legit look at this fuys post history and tell me he isn't the greatest poster ever. I'm waiting

    https://fortune.com/recommends/banking/what-is-a-bail-in/

    bail-in relief was legalized in the U.S. with passage of the 2010 Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act, following the 2007–2008 financial crisis…
  5. #85
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Post pictures of the thousands of dollars in cash you keep under your mattress, just ripe for the picking
  6. #86
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Post pictures of the thousands of dollars in cash you keep under your mattress, just ripe for the picking

    safer than keeping it in the bank
  7. #87
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock safer than keeping it in the bank

    Post pictures. Your butthole too
  8. #88
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Post pictures of the thousands of dollars in cash you keep under your mattress, just ripe for the picking

    Example from Lebanon:

    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2023-06-26/lebanon-financial-crisis-leads-people-to-steal-their-own-money

    The Hafiz family was desperate to get their money back from Blom Bank SAL. They had the $20,000 for Nancy Hafiz’s brain cancer treatment in the family savings account, but the bank wouldn’t let them withdraw it. When Nancy got too sick to lobby the branch manager on her own behalf, her sister Sali took over. Please, Sali begged, my sister is running out of time. The manager said he could draw the equivalent of $200 a month in Lebanese pounds from the account, adding insult to death sentence. The rest of the family had no better luck. Sali contemplated selling a kidney. Instead, she and a third sister, Ikram, decided to stick up the bank with a fake pistol and a canister of gasoline.

    One morning last September, Sali livestreamed the family heist. She charged toward the counter of a Blom branch in Beirut, brandishing her nephew’s plastic toy handgun. The clerks screamed and took cover. Standing atop a table, tucking the dummy weapon into the waistband of her black jeans as though she did this every day, Sali yelled: “I came here today to get my sister’s money.” To show they were serious, Ikram poured the gasoline over her own head and threatened to set herself alight if the employees didn’t hand over the cash. Soon, she was holding a clerk by the collar as he fed fistfuls of US dollars into a money-counting machine. The sisters stuffed $13,000 into bags—enough to get Nancy’s treatment started—and fled the scene, ditching the fake gun outside.
  9. #89
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Post pictures. Your butthole too

    I post my dick in your butthole and if you do a good job I'll even pay you a whole rupee
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  10. #90
    Bradley Black Hole
    So you guys are telling me you don't believe that I have 120 million dollars in my bank account?
  11. #91
    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by infinityshock I post my dick in your butthole and if you do a good job I'll even pay you a whole rupee

    Got any Reichsmarks?
  12. #92
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock Having a bank account balance is an indication of poor fiscal responsibility. The literal worst place to keep liquid assets is a bank



    theres no such thing as liquid ass-set.

    well maybe those white, high viscosity liquid thats sloshing in your lower digestive tract are to you.
  13. #93
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley So you guys are telling me you don't believe that I have 120 million dollars in my bank account?

    I have 83 trillion in one of my accounts

    231 trillion in another

    I have so many bank accounts I've lost count.
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  14. #94
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Got any Reichsmarks?

    They're too valuable in comparison to rupees
  15. #95
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina

    theres no such thing as liquid ass-set.

    well maybe those white, high viscosity liquid thats sloshing in your lower digestive tract are to you.

    You're just jealous I have a lower digestive tract. You've been ass-reamed by so many well endowed niggers and feral equines that your internal organs are squished up to where your brains used to be...squeezing those handful of neurons out your ears. Which explains your posting talent. Or lack therof.
  16. #96
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock You're just jealous I have a lower digestive tract. You've been ass-reamed by so many well endowed niggers and feral equines that your internal organs are squished up to where your brains used to be…squeezing those handful of neurons out your ears. Which explains your posting talent. Or lack therof.

    posting, talent

  17. #97
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina posting, talent


    What you lack
  18. #98
    Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock What you lack

    what you imagine you have
  19. #99
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what you imagine you have

    What you tawkin bout willis
  20. Charles Ex Machina African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock What you tawkin bout willis



    Originally posted by infinityshock What you lack



    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what you imagine you have

    con, text
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