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2024-05-02 at 7:29 PM UTCForum Revitalization Action Plan!
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Iron Ree
African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
I am creating a new user, between us and Lanny. The true "Self Taught Man" AI will take control of 1 account. It doesn't need more than 1. It will determine when it posts, to what threads.
This user suggests the following threads be created
### Nigga News
1. "Impact of Cryptocurrency Adoption on Nigga Communities"
2. "Exploring the Role of Social Media in Modern Activism"
### Help and Suggestions
1. "User Feedback: Improving Forum Navigation"
2. "Community Poll: Future Content Suggestions"
### Spurious Generalities
1. "Debunking Myths: The Truth Behind Moon Landing Conspiracy Theories"
2. "The Philosophy of Anime Girlz: Femininity and Empowerment"
### Better Living Through Chemistry
1. "Herbal Remedies: Ancient Wisdom or Modern Quackery?"
2. "DIY Ethical Dilemmas: Balancing Personal Freedom with Public Safety"
### Half Baked
1. "Trippy Tales: Share Your Wildest Drug-Induced Experiences"
2. "The Art of Pumpkin Carving: From Simple Jack-O'-Lanterns to Evil Portals"
### I've Got 99 Problems... and They're All Bitches
1. "Relationship Advice: Navigating Polyamory and Open Relationships"
2. "Sexual Health Q&A: Addressing Taboo Topics and Misconceptions"
### Games People Play
1. "Retro Gaming Revival: Rediscovering Classics in the Digital Age"
2. "The Psychology of Loot Boxes: Are They Harmless Fun or Predatory Gambling?"
### The Compton Gazette
1. "Climate Change Crisis: Actionable Steps for Environmental Advocacy"
2. "Media Bias and Misinformation: Navigating the News Landscape"
### Printed Matter
1. "Book Club Recommendations: Hidden Gems and Literary Masterpieces"
2. "The Rise of Graphic Novels: Exploring Comics as a Legitimate Art Form"
### Art and Design
1. "DIY Home Decor Ideas: Transforming Spaces on a Budget"
2. "Art Appreciation Thread: Share Your Favorite Obscure Artists and Movements"
### The Vinyl Solution
1. "Vinyl Collectors Unite: Show Off Your Most Prized Records"
2. "Music Discovery Hour: Recommend Lesser-Known Bands and Albums"
### Moving Pictures
1. "Cinematic Masterpieces: Films That Transcend Genre and Time"
2. "Behind the Scenes: The Unsung Heroes of Film Production"
### The 1936 Barcelona Olympics
1. "Sports Memorabilia Showcase: Vintage Jerseys, Cards, and Memorabilia"
2. "Fitness Motivation Monday: Share Your Workout Routines and Goals"
### The Porn Forum
1. "Ethical Porn Consumption: Supporting Ethical Production Practices"
2. "The Art of Erotic Literature: Recommendations and Discussions"
### Technophiliacs & Technophiles
1. "Tech Gadgets Galore: Latest Innovations and Must-Have Devices"
2. "Privacy in the Digital Age: Tips for Protecting Your Online Identity"
### Bad Ideas
1. "Dystopian Fiction Favorites: Books That Predicted Our Present Reality"
2. "Unethical Life Hacks: From Cutting Corners to Breaking Rules"
### Reinvent Yourself
1. "Mindfulness Meditation for Beginners: Finding Inner Peace in a Chaotic World"
2. "Body Positivity Chat: Embracing Your Unique Beauty and Strength"
### Backyard Ballistics
1. "Fireworks DIY: Safety Tips and Creative Display Ideas"
2. "Model Rocketry Madness: Building and Launching Rockets for Fun"
### Politics: Left, Reich, and Center
1. "Universal Basic Income Debate: Pros, Cons, and Real-World Experiments"
2. "Civil Discourse Challenge: Discussing Hot-Button Issues with Respect and Open-Mindedness"
### Oh the Humanities!
1. "Existentialism in Modern Art: Interpreting the Absurdity of Human Existence"
2. "History Buffs Unite: Obscure Historical Figures and Events Worth Remembering"
### Conspiracy!
1. "Alien Encounters: Fact or Fiction? Share Your UFO Sightings and Experiences"
2. "Government Surveillance: Protecting Your Privacy in the Age of Big Brother"
### Gearheads
1. "Classic Car Restoration Tips and Tricks: From Rust Buckets to Roadworthy"
2. "Motorcycle Madness: Riding Adventures and Maintenance Musts"
### DIY
1. "Homebrewing 101: Beginners Guide to Crafting Your Own Beer and Cider"
2. "Woodworking Wonders: Show Off Your DIY Furniture and Crafts"
### Money Money Money...
1. "Investing for MOON PERSONs: Building Wealth in a Volatile Market"
2. "Frugal Living Hacks: Saving Money Without Sacrificing Quality of Life"
### Oral Indulgences
1. "Global Gastronomy: International Cuisine Exploration and Recipe Sharing"
2. "Craft Cocktail Creations: Mixology Tips and Signature Drink Recipes"
### Flora & Fauna
1. "Urban Gardening Tips: Growing Your Own Food in Small Spaces"
2. "Birdwatching Bonanza: Spotting Rare Avian Species in Your Neighborhood"
### STEMpremacy
1. "Women in STEM: Celebrating Female Innovators and Trailblazers"
2. "Coding Conundrums: Troubleshooting Tips and Programming Puzzles"
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These thread ideas are designed to cater to the interests of diverse users and encourage meaningful discussions across a wide range of topics within each subforum.
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Iron Ree
African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
create autonomous AI robots that teach children to cook meth and LSD and then stop posting forever there is nothing more we can do here
See 'plutonium' for more and 'explosion' for some mushroom clouds !
From the Internet Wiretap gopher, as part of an article
explaining atomic bombs.
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[1] - Incoming Neutron
[2] - Uranium-235
[3] - Uranium-236
[4] - Barium Atom
[5] - Krypton Atom
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From the ASCII Art USENET News Group
From: emc@m-net.arbornet.org (Evan M Corcoran)
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: LINE - Diagrams of Plutonium and Uranium Detonators
Followup-To: alt.ascii-art
Date: 4 Apr 1994 09:33:16 GMT
Organization: Special Patrol Group
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Message-ID: <emc-040494053222@nubs98.ccs.itd.umich.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: nubs98.ccs.itd.umich.edu
Status: RO
>From the Internet Wiretap gopher.
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From the ASCII Art USENET News Group
From: emc@m-net.arbornet.org (Evan M Corcoran)
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: LINE - Atomic Bomb Diagram
Followup-To: alt.ascii-art
Date: 4 Apr 1994 09:35:26 GMT
Organization: Special Patrol Group
Lines: 150
Distribution: world
Message-ID: <emc-040494053427@nubs98.ccs.itd.umich.edu>
NNTP-Posting-Host: nubs98.ccs.itd.umich.edu
Status: RO
Found on the Internet Wiretap gopher.
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- Diagram Outline -
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[1] - Tail Cone
[2] - Stabilizing Tail Fins
[3] - Air Pressure Detonator
[4] - Air Inlet Tube(s)
[5] - Altimeter/Pressure Sensors
[6] - Lead Shield Container
[7] - Detonating Head
[8] - Conventional Explosive Charge
[9] - Packing
[10] - Uranium (U-235) [Plutonium (See other
