Today i tried to get locked up but failed

1. 2016-05-13 at 3:44 AM UTC

   #1
   ngalo1983 Yung Blood
   I was real tired of life and decided to escape it by getting locked up. No more bills or a job to worry about plus I get free bed and food. Every attempt I made failed. First, I grabbed a bottle of lotion at Walmart then walked over to the center and began beating my meat while making weird eye contact with strangers and no one called the cops on me. I decided to leave the store and went else where. When Miley Cyrus licked a hammer the media said its art but when I did it they said I was drunk and kicked me out of home depot. They actually banned me and can never go to any home depot. Today was a fail =(
2. 2016-05-13 at 4:43 AM UTC

   #2
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   There's no rule against licking the hammers at Home Depot. FAKE !!
3. 2016-05-13 at 6:01 AM UTC

   #3
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   "What does it take to get arrested in this country?!"
   
   Let me guess...you're White, aren't you?
   
   Rent/steal a motorcycle, or even a dirt bike, and ride it through a mall while spreading havoc!
   
   I'm serious, you'd become an absolute fucking legend.
4. 2016-05-13 at 6:05 AM UTC

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   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   pretty sure he's mexan, from memory
   
   
   motorcycle idea is good but you should also strap chainsaws to the handlebars like in dead rising
5. 2016-05-13 at 6:11 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   pretty sure he's mexan, from memory
   
   
   motorcycle idea is good but you should also strap chainsaws to the handlebars like in dead rising

   
   From disorderly conduct to aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I loik it.
6. 2016-05-13 at 8:12 AM UTC

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   ngalo1983 Yung Blood

   There's no rule against licking the hammers at Home Depot. FAKE !!

   
   Not fake. I licked the hammers from the bottom of the wooden handle to the top of the steel while winking my eye at the cashier. Apparently, she didn't like it.
7. 2016-05-13 at 9:04 AM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   If you want to get locked up you could always do a rape. They probably just thought you were a retard licking hammers and beating off in lotion, those kind of things are pretty standard in america.
   
   plus there are way to get around having a job and paying bills and still being able to eat without having to live around niggers lol
8. 2016-05-13 at 11:14 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   pics or it didn't happen
9. 2016-05-13 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #9
   ngalo1983 Yung Blood

   pics or it didn't happen

   
   Proof.Here's a pic of me licking a hammer at home depot http://m.imgur.com/KYtWve9
10. 2016-05-14 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #10
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    The thought of you committing the first act gave me a painful chuckle last night as I was eating and drinking. It's still doing so.
    
    Dress up as Hitler, burst into a jedi school, then chase all the children around while shouting slurs at them: www.rsdb.org/races#jedis
    
    Walk into a police station and tell them "Officer, I just smoked some marijuana and *start sobbing* I don't think I'll be able to stop. I think you need to arrest me."
    
    Go into a KFC with a marker, look through the trash for an empty bucket of chicken container, and write "NIGGER BOMB!" on it. See if they actually call the bomb squad. A cheap way to make it more realistic is to attach a wire to a battery and leave it dangling out.