What I'm looking for in a woman

1. 2024-05-01 at 11:56 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   1. Likes being quiet
   2. Retarded
   3. Autistic
   4. Clingy
   5. Slob
   6. Poor hygiene
   7. Racist
   8. Gets high and drinks with me
   9. Doesn't care if I smoke meth
   10. Isn't broke
   12. Can cook
   13. Reasonably sized tits, nothing too big
   14. Firm/fit ass
   15. Small feet
   16. Lightly hairy pussy
   17. Can piss standing up
   18. Likes animals
   19. Has tattoos
   20. Carries a knife
   21. Plays video games
   22. Hates the government
   23. Can drive
   24. Doesn't smoke cigarettes
   25. Votes for Trump
   26. Farts in her sleep
   27. Scratches my back for me
   28. Plays with my cats
   29. Can kill a man
   30. Likes swimming
   31. Dark sense of humor
   32. Takes psych meds
   33. Enjoys hiking
   34. Folds my laundry
   35. Doesn't post on NiS
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   • Bradley
2. 2024-05-01 at 11:57 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   25. Votes for Trump

3. 2024-05-02 at 12:34 AM UTC

   #3
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Solstice 1. Likes being quiet
   2. Retarded
   3. Autistic
   4. Clingy
   5. Slob
   6. Poor hygiene
   7. Racist
   8. Gets high and drinks with me
   9. Doesn't care if I smoke meth
   10. Isn't broke
   12. Can cook
   13. Reasonably sized tits, nothing too big
   14. Firm/fit ass
   15. Small feet
   16. Lightly hairy pussy
   17. Can piss standing up
   18. Likes animals
   19. Has tattoos
   20. Carries a knife
   21. Plays video games
   22. Hates the government
   23. Can drive
   24. Doesn't smoke cigarettes
   25. Votes for Trump
   26. Farts in her sleep
   27. Scratches my back for me
   28. Plays with my cats
   29. Can kill a man
   30. Likes swimming
   31. Dark sense of humor
   32. Takes psych meds
   33. Enjoys hiking
   34. Folds my laundry
   35. Doesn't post on NiS

   
   So needy...
4. 2024-05-02 at 12:41 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Bradley Florida Man
   u just described yourself solly
5. 2024-05-02 at 12:50 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   a big old pair of

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