I found out tonight I'm only 35

1. 2024-04-30 at 8:35 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   not 37
   
   
   I cannot explain how pissed and how elated I am to have been corrected, after having quit counting at 30
   
   still I doubt I'll get to have my own baby :(
2. 2024-04-30 at 9:12 AM UTC

   #2
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I'm probably retarded, not really news I suppose
3. 2024-04-30 at 10:01 AM UTC

   #3
   Packet Houston
   The sooner you stop caring about your biological clock the better, otherwise you're going to be sad about it for years to come. You can always adopt.
4. 2024-04-30 at 10:07 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I knew that already
   
   I have mixed emotions here lmao
5. 2024-04-30 at 10:34 AM UTC

   #5
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   35 is the new 37.
6. 2024-04-30 at 10:39 AM UTC

   #6
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   thankfully not for me, I managed to still look 30 or less by some kinda miracle shit, considering I dont even use skin products
7. 2024-04-30 at 10:40 AM UTC

   #7
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   hopefully my body will agree soon, my period left me from all the pain killers, but now I do think it'll come back
8. 2024-04-30 at 10:44 AM UTC

   #8
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
9. 2024-04-30 at 10:45 AM UTC

   #9
   

   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   bish I be trying
10. 2024-04-30 at 10:48 AM UTC

    #10
    Packet Houston
    I've chosen resentment over sadness. I resent men so much that I don't want to share my genes with them. I don't want their kids to benefit from my traits. /flicks hair
11. 2024-04-30 at 10:51 AM UTC

    #11
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I have a few IRL friends who want to be donors, I want to raise one alone basically, I dont need their money for it. and no one IRL understands me anyway, relationship would be doomed as usual
12. 2024-04-30 at 11:28 AM UTC

    #12
    Packet Houston

    Originally posted by Kinks I have a few IRL friends who want to be donors, I want to raise one alone basically, I dont need their money for it. and no one IRL understands me anyway, relationship would be doomed as usual

    
    Are you going to go that route then? I made a list of qualities I want in a man and it was 59 points long, so I'm going to save myself the heartache instead of looking for the right person who doesn't exist.
13. 2024-04-30 at 11:33 AM UTC

    #13
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    What I want, is mashlehash, child or not
    
    The right person is out there, know yourself first lol
14. 2024-04-30 at 11:51 AM UTC

    #14
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kinks not 37
    
    
    I cannot explain how pissed and how elated I am to have been corrected, after having quit counting at 30
    
    still I doubt I'll get to have my own baby :(

    
    My ex is in her 40s and just popped out another one. It's all a state of mind
    
    You need to have sex if you're going to get pregnant
15. 2024-04-30 at 11:52 AM UTC

    #15
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Packet Are you going to go that route then? I made a list of qualities I want in a man and it was 59 points long, so I'm going to save myself the heartache instead of looking for the right person who doesn't exist.

    
    There's only one quality required in a man: a penis
16. 2024-04-30 at 12:12 PM UTC

    #16
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]

    Originally posted by infinityshock My ex is in her 40s and just popped out another one. It's all a state of mind
    
    You need to have sex if you're going to get pregnant

    
    I hope that someday I get to be laid. I’m gonna try as long as possible to make it happen lol.
17. 2024-04-30 at 12:14 PM UTC

    #17
    Packet Houston

    Originally posted by infinityshock There's only one quality required in a man: a penis

    
    6-8 inch dick is on the list but if they met every other point on the list and didn't have a dick I'd still marry them.
18. 2024-04-30 at 12:19 PM UTC

    #18
    

    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I’ll never understand the long dick obsession. Gotta grind that clit, not the cervix, jeez
19. 2024-04-30 at 12:24 PM UTC

    #19
    Packet Houston

    Originally posted by Kinks I’ll never understand the long dick obsession. Gotta grind that clit, not the cervix, jeez

    
    7 inches is the perfect fit for me, the 6-8 boundary is just so I'm not too picky.
20. 2024-04-30 at 12:31 PM UTC

    #20
    Packet Houston

    Originally posted by Kinks I’ll never understand the long dick obsession. Gotta grind that clit, not the cervix, jeez

    
    Your clit isn't only on the outside, it has nerve endings inside the vaginal wall that can be stimulated during penetration. It's just a lot more sensitive on the outside.