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Wanna break condoms on purpose. What's the best method?
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2024-04-29 at 11:30 PM UTC
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2024-04-30 at 12:09 AM UTC
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2024-04-30 at 12:36 AM UTCPicturing the Mean Girls cafeteria scene where they're all at different tables
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2024-04-30 at 2:04 AM UTClike lightly score the reservoir and the load will blow through it rendering the condom useless
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2024-04-30 at 3:01 AM UTC
Originally posted by greyok Ok, this is my first post but I gotta say I grew up on Totse circa 2002. I was on zoklet when it got closed but fuck that site. I'm in my late 30s.
I don't have any kids and I don't want to get married. I sometimes fuck strippers and hookers because they're hotter than the general population. My plan is to just bust some condoms and impregnate as many of them as I can. I want to go to Mexico and other countries breaking condoms just so I can nut in chicks and spread my seed.
I want to have kids but I don't want to take care of them.
So what's the best way to break a condom? I know the stealth method of going doggy and then just rolling it up, but what I want to do is break the tip that way it still looks like I got it on when I pull out in case she freaks out. The other issue is that she ends up with a condom stuck inside her pussy and then trips out later. I don't want to get charges over this. I just want to skeet and leave without any issues.
Just use a sweing needle like a normal person and poke holes in it.
unless you tear the condom off and nut in the chick raw, you probably won't get anyone preggnant unless you fuck a LOT or cum a lot. -
2024-04-30 at 2:27 PM UTC
Unless you're a 10/10 or rich not a one of those …except the negress…is going to splay herself for you. Not without adequate application of duct tape and roofies.
Not true. These are model photos. I've fucked women like this I met in an alley by a strip club for 100 bucks in my backseat. Believe it or not. I have videos to prove it. Women are just like that in cities but conservative society makes them into victims to protect them so they'll continue sucking old man dick. -
2024-04-30 at 2:31 PM UTCsoak a sponge in ethyl acetate and xylene and then right when you slip the jimmy hat on say you're gonna lube up and then slosh your dick around with the sponge (if she asks what the smell is just say you did a little rag ohuff of paint thinner to get the blood flowing)
once you do that the chemicals should leach into the plastic instantly and the clock starts ticking, the condom should disintegrate within a few minutes, just say your MASSIVE PENIS melted it. SHe won't notice it's just a melted plastic until she feels that hot load hit her walls -
2024-04-30 at 2:37 PM UTC
Originally posted by greyok Not true. These are model photos. I've fucked women like this I met in an alley by a strip club for 100 bucks in my backseat. Believe it or not. I have videos to prove it. Women are just like that in cities but conservative society makes them into victims to protect them so they'll continue sucking old man dick.
I'm going to have to start banging hookers because that's cheaper than a date night with my girl.
That's how I get girls that I do...not being a milennial/gen-a beta-bitch. All these girls complain about what poorfag bitches men in their 20s and 30s are.
Lanny, you faggot cock hound...you fucked up milenial like a good little bitch -
2024-04-30 at 2:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Iron Ree soak a sponge in ethyl acetate and xylene and then right when you slip the jimmy hat on say you're gonna lube up and then slosh your dick around with the sponge (if she asks what the smell is just say you did a little rag ohuff of paint thinner to get the blood flowing)
once you do that the chemicals should leach into the plastic instantly and the clock starts ticking, the condom should disintegrate within a few minutes, just say your MASSIVE PENIS melted it. SHe won't notice it's just a melted plastic until she feels that hot load hit her walls
There is zero possibility of using xylene that doesn't a) kill everyone in the room and b) melt his dick off before he even gets it in -
2024-04-30 at 2:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock All these girls complain about what poorfag bitches men in their 20s and 30s are.
It's true lol my generation does not leave a lot to be desired and it's not just a male/female problem, it's everyone being a brainwashed society cuck. I have always dated girls much older than me for this exact reason. -
2024-04-30 at 2:47 PM UTC
Originally posted by Iron Ree It's true lol my generation does not leave a lot to be desired and it's not just a male/female problem, it's everyone being a brainwashed society cuck. I have always dated girls much older than me for this exact reason.
That's why I'm immune. I've told society to fuck off since day one -
2024-04-30 at 3:44 PM UTCMaybe try cheating housewives.
Most women will let you have sex without no condom, especially if you act like you are OK to wear a condom, do lots of foreplay, lick her out, and then while she's horny and turned on be all like "no I don't want to wear a condom now because I want to cum inside you". -
2024-04-30 at 3:54 PM UTC"My pull out game is strong, don't worry"
Proceed to hold them down and pin them with your entire body weight and go AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH as you thrust and spurt your load -
2024-04-30 at 3:55 PM UTCThose chicks you probably shouldn’t bang without a condom.
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2024-04-30 at 4:01 PM UTCjust keep your cum in a jar and use that as lube
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2024-04-30 at 4:06 PM UTC
Originally posted by Iron Ree "My pull out game is strong, don't worry"
Proceed to hold them down and pin them with your entire body weight and go AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH as you thrust and spurt your load
Is pull out even a thing? The best part of sex for me is the bit right at the end when you're holding the girl as tight as you can while going as deep as you can, it's not rational and I couldn't pull out during that even if I tried. I always assumed pull out was something girls told themselves as an excuse to allow guys to fill them up. If the guy promises to pull out, then it's his fault when he doesn't. -
2024-04-30 at 4:13 PM UTC
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2024-04-30 at 5:58 PM UTC
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2024-04-30 at 6:02 PM UTC
Originally posted by Donald Trump Is pull out even a thing? The best part of sex for me is the bit right at the end when you're holding the girl as tight as you can while going as deep as you can, it's not rational and I couldn't pull out during that even if I tried. I always assumed pull out was something girls told themselves as an excuse to allow guys to fill them up. If the guy promises to pull out, then it's his fault when he doesn't.
Whenever I do pull out, I don't just pull out. I usually use a condom too.
And yeah that last 30 seconds of sex feels great but u might have a kid coming on the way so I've probably only busted in a chick somewhere around 80 or 90 times, young dumb behavior.
Lucky they where on BC and I used spermicide, haven't gotten a call from any of them and it's been more than 9 months since i've busted in someone so I am pretty sure I am safe.
And yeah most guys I know say they can pull out, but in practice they don't. I am pretty good at pulling out, haven't ever failed except for when I got baby trapped (mission failed for her, obviously. If I wasn't using spermicide I might be a dad rn). It's not hard if you have self-control, some people just lack the self control to pull out. -
2024-04-30 at 6:05 PM UTC
