2024-04-29 at 3:29 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
My wife went to the court and the judge said "the defendant is here for child rape".
My wife got real mad.
Then she got sent home for being biased against pedophiles.
2024-04-29 at 4:45 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
She literally ruined the vacation on purpose because she hates you. Jury Duty is 100% optional
2024-04-29 at 4:46 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
You should slap her and tell her NO JURY DUTY!! WE ARE GONNA TAN ON THE BEACH!
2024-04-29 at 5:15 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
It's not domestic battery, it's foreplay
2024-04-29 at 9:24 PM UTC
Fonaplats
victim of incest
[daylong jump-start that nome]
We decided we will leave a day early.
I checked hotels and ended up adding an extra night at the one I already reserved and it only cost me an addition thirteen dollars.
2024-04-29 at 9:26 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
enjoy your adventures bruh