2024-04-29 at 3:13 PM UTC
One of my dreams is to get a caramel macchiato from Starbucks with Candyrein and sip on it in their little outdoor patio area in the spring sunshine. While we talk, she and I look up our horoscopes in the local newspaper and when we do the Crossword she is amazed by my mental prowess and giggles every time I get one right.
Later we smoke weed in the car and she drives me around town showing me different spots she likes.
2024-04-29 at 3:53 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
just find any black female
2024-04-29 at 4:03 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
okay get a while female and pump up her ass with a butt pump until her guts are inside out
2024-04-29 at 4:22 PM UTC
Pretty sure Candy is more into guys who have things like jobs, cars, places of their own to live, and criminal records that aren't the length of an encyclopedia. You should stick to fucking dudes in halfway houses.
2024-04-29 at 4:29 PM UTC
my next girlfriend is gonna be black and I'mma call her candy and she'll think it's because she's sweet to me but really it's just because she reminds me of my eboo
2024-04-29 at 4:34 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
I dated a black girl
she let me touch her hair (this is a BIG DEAL)
2024-04-29 at 4:39 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
I say that to my dog a lot
fuck duck butt bitch bird dog you cant catch the falcons quit chasing them
2024-04-29 at 4:44 PM UTC
Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
they have great lives and I say it all in a positive tone lmao