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  1. #21
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I started out fat and taken to weight watchers when I was like 6 idfk
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks that's true. I doubt I'll get to be a mother. wutevr

    its not that difficult. its one of the easiest possible tasks in human physiology...insert tab-a into slot-b...

    voila...
  3. #23
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks I started out fat and taken to weight watchers when I was like 6 idfk

    its not that difficult. its a simple matter of not consuming excess calories.

    eat less

    weigh less.

    voila...
  4. #24
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kinks that's true. I doubt I'll get to be a mother. wutevr

    who needs kids when you can be the cool wine aunt amirite ha ha

    ha

  5. #25
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    nah I would never trick a guy into impregnating me. I might try adopting one or something. raising a brattling would be fun
  6. #26
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Kinks nah I would never trick a guy into impregnating me. I might try adopting one or something. raising a brattling would be fun

    you don't need to trick them! some guys genuinely want to sire an heir with a woman they love! i simply believe in your capacity to find one such specimen, to be that woman they love. that said, as an adoptee, preferring adoption is noble too. just... go out there, kinks, and be a mommy. šŸ˜¤
  7. #27
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I think I would make an excellent mother, though I would be sad to pass down any of the issues I deal with. and I'm getting too old anyway. thank you though :>
  8. #28
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Omg. I wanna tell her to shut the fuck up & I can walk away from her. Iā€™m honestly curious if u think anyone on this forum cares about ur incessant posting about yourself? Seriously šŸ˜
  9. #29
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    yeah a lot of them do, but like I said, most chicks hate me
  10. #30
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I donā€™t hate u, itā€™s just really weirdā€¦ like u post about yourself constantlyā€¦ Iā€™m just imagining myself being out on a date w you & blowing my brains out. Itā€™s a lot.
  11. #31
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    well without the info its a endless shit pile of me just saying "no" with nothing else
  12. #32
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    yeah I'm screwed, idgaf anymore. I can date very few ppl lol.
  13. #33
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I guessā€¦.but how sure are u that people here honestly care about the in & outs of u?
  14. #34
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I'm certain, I've been asked personally enough, few women do, my point
  15. #35
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Originally posted by Kinks yeah I'm screwed, idgaf anymore. I can date very few ppl lol.

    Iā€™m not saying ur screwed, but maybe leave a little bit for someone who actually cares.
  16. #36
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    do you honestly think they wouldn't tell me to STFU if it was as you feel
  17. #37
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    just block me
  18. #38
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    You donā€™t have to open yourself up completely, save that for a person who enjoys u & u enjoy their stories as well.
  19. #39
    DontTellEm Black Hole
    I donā€™t want to block u. Iā€™m not trying to be rude to you.
  20. #40
    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    you failed hardcore
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