20% of Milk in the United States tests positive for bird flu/bird shit.

1. 2024-04-27 at 7:03 PM UTC

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   Bradley Florida Man
   https://www.vetmed.ucdavis.edu/news/how-bird-flu-virus-fragments-get-milk-sold-stores-and-what-spread-h5n1-cows-means-dairy
   
   Apparently they let the chickens shit in the milk and they don't bother to clean it out properly.
   
   YOu're drinking bird flu shit milk. Nice.
2. 2024-04-27 at 8:39 PM UTC

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   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   Yup. Literally every food product contains at least 0.01% rat poop. It's impossible to avoid, but it's completely harmless, in fact before the advent of food processing there was an estimated 8x increase in the amount of typical dead bugs and rat poop in most foods.
   
   Just blow the weevils off and cook it longer, no big deal
   
   

   Originally posted by Iron Ree everyone probably has a favorite food product that contains a little coffin ashes or wood dust
   

3. 2024-04-27 at 9:07 PM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   milk is gay
4. 2024-04-27 at 9:32 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks milk is gay

   
   milk is the literally antithesis of gay
5. 2024-04-27 at 9:40 PM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   I only had milk once in over a year, some coffee place frothed it up and put it in my 4 shots of espresso cup
6. 2024-04-27 at 9:41 PM UTC

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   Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
   milk is literally meant to make shit grow huge, and everyone wonders why they're fat even if they dont drink it often
7. 2024-04-27 at 9:46 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Um
8. 2024-04-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Kinks milk is literally meant to make shit grow huge, and everyone wonders why they're fat even if they dont drink it often

   
   milk and eggs are the two foods digestible by the human physiology that are closest to being ideal
9. 2024-04-27 at 9:47 PM UTC

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   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Could u be any more annoying?
10. 2024-04-27 at 9:48 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    “Milk makes you fat” …..
11. 2024-04-27 at 9:50 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Could u be any more annoying?

    
    crawl your nappy headed self back up into that maxi pad you mewling menstrual cramp pandemic
12. 2024-04-27 at 9:51 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm “Milk makes you fat” …..

    
    dont blame the milk. blame your voracious appetite for mass quantities of nutt butter
13. 2024-04-27 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    *jerk off gesture
14. 2024-04-27 at 9:52 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm *jerk off gesture

    
    no one cares that youre masturbating...everyone else is too
15. 2024-04-27 at 9:54 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    “ like babies are gross…. All they do is drink Milk… like EWWW”
16. 2024-04-27 at 9:58 PM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    I have over 20 years experience of what makes one fat
    
    so fuck off
17. 2024-04-27 at 10:01 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm “ like babies are gross…. All they do is drink Milk… like EWWW”

    
    babies are supposed to drink milk. it is the literal purpose of milk
    
    youre just mad your obesity wasnt caused by health food. its from the inundation of the deluge of nigger nutsack sauce youre addickted to
18. 2024-04-27 at 10:01 PM UTC

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    DontTellEm Black Hole
    Right…20 years experience & not one child… forever alone. 🌹
19. 2024-04-27 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by DontTellEm Right…20 years experience & not one child… forever alone. 🌹

    
    the fuck are you gibbering on about.
    
    go find someone who is sober to translate your nonsense so the sane people can comprehend your idiocy
20. 2024-04-27 at 10:07 PM UTC

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    Kinks Actually pretty straight [bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
    that's true. I doubt I'll get to be a mother. wutevr