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What is the new axis of evil

  1. #1
    Warcry African Astronaut
    These days guys? We know that North Korea is on there and Iran. It is it Russia or another smaller proxy whose the third member?
  2. #2
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Warcry These days guys? We know that North Korea is on there and Iran. It is it Russia or another smaller proxy whose the third member?

    your mother
  3. #3
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    The US, Israel, and Ukraine
  4. #4
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Solstice The US, Israel, and Ukraine

    theyre all run by the same people
  5. #5
    Donald Trump Black Hole
    The original Axis of Evil was all Israel's enemies. North Korea was added cos they sold rocket motors to Iran, Iraq was added cos Saddam paid compensation to the families of Palestinians who martyred themselves fighting against Israel. Iran was added solely because the jedis have a 3,000 year old blood hatred of the Iranian people, which in the past has resulted in jedis genociding jedis. Believe it or not Iranians never actually did anything bad to the jedis, it's a pure jedi religious obsession with murdering Iranians for no reason.

    Libya and Syria were added, solely because they were neighbours of Israel and Israel had a policy of fucking up their neighbours to create a desert of people who could challenge them.

    Cuba was added too, but no one took that seriously.

    Nowadays the Axis of Evil would also include all Iranian allies. The same way it did in 2002. So Iraq, Syria, Russia, Belarus, Khazakstan, China, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Palestine, Yemen, and Bahrain.

    Dunno if Cuba still applies. Don't they produce cigars? Tobacco is definitely evil. Major culture war no-no. They're evil too.

    The Axis is more like an 8 wheeler at this stage.
  6. #6
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Donald Trump The original Axis of Evil was all Israel's enemies. North Korea was added cos they sold rocket motors to Iran, Iraq was added cos Saddam paid compensation to the families of Palestinians who martyred themselves fighting against Israel. Iran was added solely because the jedis have a 3,000 year old blood hatred of the Iranian people, which in the past has resulted in jedis genociding jedis. Believe it or not Iranians never actually did anything bad to the jedis, it's a pure jedi religious obsession with murdering Iranians for no reason.

    Libya and Syria were added, solely because they were neighbours of Israel and Israel had a policy of fucking up their neighbours to create a desert of people who could challenge them.

    Cuba was added too, but no one took that seriously.

    Nowadays the Axis of Evil would be expanded to include all Iranian allies. So Iraq, Syria, Russia, Belarus, Khazakstan, China, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Palestine, Yemen, and Bahrain.

    Dunno if Cuba still applies. Don't they produce cigars? Tobacco is definitely evil. Major culture war no-no. They're evil too.

    Lybia and Syria were more than that. Gadaffy was getting too regionally influential
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