Jelqing Phoenix

1. 2024-04-21 at 11:29 AM UTC

   #1
   

   Instigator Space Nigga
   All that effort and stretching for months and months and at the end of the training Joaquin Phoenix turns up and gives you a certificate for all your effort and months of hard work.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
2. 2024-04-21 at 11:31 AM UTC

   #2
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   Will he be acting as the joker tho?
3. 2024-04-21 at 11:38 AM UTC

   #3
   

   Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
   BUT DOCTOR I AM PAGLIACHI
4. 2024-04-21 at 2:08 PM UTC

   #4
   

   ner vegas African Astronaut
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • RIPtotse
5. 2024-04-21 at 3:20 PM UTC

   #5
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   I'm currently taking applications from applicants to jelq my phoenix...