2024-04-20 at 5:46 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
[my flyspeck near-blind refund]
😎💨😶🕺🏽🎶🔥🚬😌🤷♂️
💨🔥👌🎵
😮🎶
🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎶
🧹🔜💨🔥🏠
🧹🛌🔜💨🔥🏠
🏠🤦♂️💨
🏫📚💨🔥
📝📖💨🔥
💼💨🚬🔥😤
⚖️💨
💰💨💼🚬😎🔥
⚖️💨
🚗🚓💨🤷♂️
🚗🛑💨
🚑😂💨
🚗💸💨
💔😳💸💨
🏃♂️👮♂️💨
🛳️🎲💸💨
🛳️🚛💸💨
💏💨😏🎶
🍑💨😏🤤
👋😴💨
😩💔💸💨
😢👨👧👦💔💸💨
😴🏙️🛌💨
🎤😵💨
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🎵🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎶🎵🎶🎵🎵🎤💨🔥
It's like I dont care about nothing man...
Roll another blunt...
Ooohh
La da da da la da da la la da da
I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to class before I got high
I could'a cheated and I could'a
Passed but I got high (uh uh la la da da)
I'm takin' it next semester and I know why (why man?) (hey hey)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to work but then I got high (ohh, ohh)
I just got a new promotion but I got high (la da da da da)
Now I'm selling dope and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high (no you wasn't)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why (why man?)(yeah eh eh)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high (uh, I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high (uh)
Now I'm a paraplegic (ha ha ha) and I know why (why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna pay my car and note until I got high (say what say what?)
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high (uh uh)
Now the tow truck is pullin' away and I know why (why man)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high (ooh) (I'm serious)
I was gonna eat your pussy too (ohhh) but then I got high
Now I'm jackin' off (ahh) and I
Know why (turn this shit off, ha ha ha)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I messed up my entire life because I got high (go go go)
I lost my kids and wife because I
Got high (say what say what say what?)
Now I'm sleepin' on the side walk and I know why (why man?)
(Yeah yeah)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
I'ma stop singing this song because
I'm high (raise the ceiling... baby)
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (bring it back)
And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (why man?) (yeah eh eh)
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
Cause I'm high
La la da da da da la da da da
Shoobe do be do wa skibitty do da da da la
Get jiggy with it scubbydooby wa 'cause
I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high
Yo my name is Afroman and I'm from East Palmdale (east Palmdale)
And all this jail weed I be smokin'
Is bomb as hell (excellent delivery)
I don't believe in hittin' that's what I said. Yes! (oh my goodness)
So all of you skins please give me more head... muhwahahaha muh fuck
2024-04-20 at 11:23 PM UTC
Happy 4/20 y’all
Don’t forget to smoke weed erry day, and toke till ur broke
-TheBlazemaster420
2024-04-21 at 1:26 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Oh god I hope my 43th 4/20 is gonna be as good as my 42th.
2024-04-24 at 4:36 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
Drive by your local school and scream “hey kids, don’t forget to heil hitler and smoke weed erryday”
- TheBlazeMaster420
No reference to Columbine? Shucks (unless driving to school was the reference, but where's the guns, the explosions, man?!)
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