2024-04-19 at 5:27 PM UTC
Dollar store Lobster Egg Rolls
For 1.25 I knew this might be bad but I'm a content creator so i figured I should give my fans what they want.
First the packaging ingredients says its made from bream and "shrimp parts" good sign.
Upon cooking it it smells like dirty pussy and like rotting fish.
Came with sweet and sour sauce that couldn't cover it up. Reminded me of fish oil pills when you burp after you take them.
1/10 and while I did finish it today. I would not try another one.
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2024-04-19 at 5:57 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
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They sell frozen foods at the dollar store? That's sick
2024-04-20 at 1:13 AM UTC
hopefully it doesnt have 2 million parts per million of lead in it like that apple sauce they sell
2024-04-20 at 10:43 AM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
You would eat dollar store egg rolls.
Those are.for your asshole not your mouth bradley. Wrong hole
2024-04-20 at 12:45 PM UTC
Sounds horrendous, that's cheap AF though I'm gonna have to try them. Thank you for the review.
2024-04-20 at 12:47 PM UTC
Try a few of these
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2024-04-20 at 1:55 PM UTC
I only like apples, not the sauce.
But on the subject of lead there's this lil kid in the NiS OFFICIAL chatroom who goes on and on about Lunchmakers (knock off lunchables) so I've gotten one each Friday when I grocery shop, both pizza but I heard they also have a nacho one that's always sol doubt.
In addition to the dirty pussy egg roll, I also got another egg roll I can't remember the meat base of I think pork, I got a microwave burrito, and this Jamaican pastry stuffed with meat and peppers.
Also everyone the dollar store sells almost nothing for 1$ due to inflation everything is like 1-2$ but still for a 14 inch beef and bean burrito 1.75 isn't bad especially if you need to shit.
I mostly went to the dollar store for socks, the food is just cuz I was in there and wanted to get a couple unique things.
2024-04-20 at 2:29 PM UTC
Iron Ree
African Astronaut
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sometimes wood dust can improve a product
2024-04-20 at 2:44 PM UTC
"the last time i tasted something as bad and as foul as this was that time when i was homeless and had to rim homeless dudes for ciggarette money."
2024-04-20 at 4:22 PM UTC
You know what's healthy as fuck? Not this LOL I eat like shit on Fridays idgaf, the rest of the week I eat stupid healthy so when I go grocery shopping on Friday I buy whatever I want
So you get weird shit,
Yesterday I had the following
-Bowl of mixed vegetables.
-This giant deli sandwich with like a quarter pound of different meats on it (salami, ham, provolone, and pepperoni) that I put mayonaise and mustard on with a green monster energy drink.
-Then I had a pizza lunchmaker because my friend told me to get them.
-Lobster Egg Roll
-Bean Burrito
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Later on I had a box of sweet tarts and some oysters out of the can.
2024-04-20 at 4:30 PM UTC
Ur dumb. Roll around in that bullshit & maybe it will put a better taste in my mouth.
-que dumb sexual homosexual black behavior…. How clever
