What kind of Antiperspirant/Deodorant do you use?

1. 2024-04-17 at 10:26 PM UTC

   #1
   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston
   Don't be shy. we're all adult here (physically speaking anyways)
   
   I bought some Harry's brand and it smells super good and says it doesn't have the toxic shit in it other brands have. Normally I Use Old Spice stick (dry) but it makes my armpits itch like a fucking monkey.
   
   Harry's is good for about mmmm 15 minutes and then I start pitting out. I smell like a pot farm sprayed by an army of angry skunks.
   
   I should go back to Spray on Sure for men but it's full of toxic aluminum. prevents you from leeching out toxicity the body builds up.
   
   You can't win.
2. 2024-04-17 at 10:28 PM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   i dont
   
   i fucking STANK
3. 2024-04-17 at 10:29 PM UTC

   #3
   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston
   also Your Generation cant-do-music like mine could
   
   
   
   
   untalented faggots
4. 2024-04-17 at 10:30 PM UTC

   #4
   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

   Originally posted by Meikai i dont
   
   i fucking STANK

   
   That's because you're a Canadian Communist & Hippy
   
   Dirty Hippy
5. 2024-04-17 at 10:40 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Don't be shy. we're all adult here (physically speaking anyways)
   
   I bought some Harry's brand and it smells super good and says it doesn't have the toxic shit in it other brands have. Normally I Use Old Spice stick (dry) but it makes my armpits itch like a fucking monkey.
   
   Harry's is good for about mmmm 15 minutes and then I start pitting out. I smell like a pot farm sprayed by an army of angry skunks.
   
   I should go back to Spray on Sure for men but it's full of toxic aluminum. prevents you from leeching out toxicity the body builds up.
   
   You can't win.

   
   allegedly the aluminum can be absorbed through the thin skin of the arm and cause all kinds of diseases. the human physiology isnt capable of processing aluminum and it has no benefit whatsoever
6. 2024-04-17 at 10:41 PM UTC

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   Instigator Space Nigga
   Lynx
   
   Dove
   
   D
7. 2024-04-17 at 10:57 PM UTC

   #7
   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

   Originally posted by Instigator Lynx
   
   Dove
   
   D

   
   DOVE?? WHAT A FAGGOT!
   
   AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
8. 2024-04-17 at 11:02 PM UTC

   #8
   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

   Originally posted by infinityshock allegedly the aluminum can be absorbed through the thin skin of the arm and cause all kinds of diseases. the human physiology isnt capable of processing aluminum and it has no benefit whatsoever

   
   don't you remember the cartoon (I think Bugs BUnny) where he feeds the guy some aluminum elixir (I think used for health reasons in the old days) and shrinks the dudes mouth? I think it shrinks the sweat glands to prevent it from sweating out. I guess that's why it's used.
   
   but yeah. it's natural I guess but so is Mercury, Lead, Hemlock, Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, Poison Sumac and Poisonous mushrooms
9. 2024-04-17 at 11:03 PM UTC

   #9
   Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

   Originally posted by Instigator Lynx
   
   Dove
   
   D

   
   Just kidding man. I saw Dove for Men soap at Target and was about to buy some. it's the only soap I can use that doesn't dry the skin so much
10. 2024-04-17 at 11:04 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy don't you remember the cartoon (I think Bugs BUnny) where he feeds the guy some aluminum elixir (I think used for health reasons in the old days) and shrinks the dudes mouth? I think it shrinks the sweat glands to prevent it from sweating out. I guess that's why it's used.
    
    but yeah. it's natural I guess but so is Mercury, Lead, Hemlock, Poison Ivy, Poison Oak, Poison Sumac and Poisonous mushrooms

    
    They used to use all kinds of weird shit back in the olden days. To say nothing of trepanation...
11. 2024-04-17 at 11:54 PM UTC

    #11
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston
    I wonder what deodorant this nigga uses. he cool as a cucumber
    
    Can you dance like this, Finny?
    
    
12. 2024-04-18 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I wonder what deodorant this nigga uses. he cool as a cucumber
    
    Can you dance like this, Finny?
    
    

    
    that dude wasnt dancing...he was having a seizure
    
    i dont dance. at all. ever. not even a little bit
13. 2024-04-18 at 12:04 AM UTC

    #13
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont dance. at all. ever. not even a little bit

    
    :(
14. 2024-04-18 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy I wonder what deodorant this nigga uses. he cool as a cucumber
    
    Can you dance like this, Finny?
    
    

    
    also...if that was arizona, the ambient humidity is in the negative percentile, meaning people dont sweat there.
15. 2024-04-18 at 2:20 AM UTC

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    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

    Originally posted by infinityshock also…if that was arizona, the ambient humidity is in the negative percentile, meaning people dont sweat there.

    
    I think that's Nevada. doesn't Arizona get balmy weather from the gulf of Mexico that blows westward in the late spring through early fall?
16. 2024-04-18 at 2:22 AM UTC

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    Bradley Black Hole
    I have been using ladies speed stick for about 11 years
17. 2024-04-18 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #17
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston
    while stabbing defenseless animals
18. 2024-04-18 at 2:32 AM UTC

    #18
    WellHung Black Hole
    Overall i'm quite hygienic but i have never really used antiperspirants/deodorant. I'm an armpit sweater and I think it's cuz when sweat cakes in with that stuff it gets kind of nasty. Maybe i shud use anti-p's. Maybe i stink.
19. 2024-04-18 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #19
    Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Houston

    Originally posted by WellHung NIGGERS

    
    Oh you!
20. 2024-04-18 at 2:37 AM UTC

    #20
    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by Insane Alien Flying Frenzy Oh you!

    
    Roll-on or spray?