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I wish somebody would steal my identity.

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    It would be something to fill my day.

    [EDIT] actually no I dont
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    PM me your full name and address, and I'll see what I can do to help a brotha out.
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    r0k3Nb Yung Blood
    I wish someone would give me there identity.
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Someone stole mine and used it to go on a train and didn't pay but I never got anything about it until the court bit had already been done and I couldn't sort anything out without paying which I'm not gonna do.
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    drugs r bad mmkay
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    r0k3Nb Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 drugs r bad mmkay

    Mkkkay
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Shitfucker It would be something to fill my day.

    [EDIT] actually no I dont

    i cant really help you with that however in the event you desire to be raped, sodomized, or sexually assaulted, that is my area of expertise and i would be more than happy to oblige you, strictly pro bono.
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    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I'll need your SSN and recent employment history as well as causes for dismissal
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