YOU BUMPED THE WRONG THREAD FUCK UUUUYYUUU AND FUCK CANDY REIN !!!! I'm GONNA SEND HER GHOST To SUPER HELL AKA THE SHADOW REALM WHERE PEOPLE FROM HELL GO WHEN THEY "GO TO HECK"
Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove
that Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact
that YOU are underpaid, and you'll be damned if you're going to let a
bunch of Peruvians be better off. DON'T say: "I think Peruvians are
underpaid." Say instead: "The average Peruvian's salary in 1981
dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452.81 per annum,
which is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level."
NOTE: Always make up exact figures.
If an opponent asks you where you got your information, make THAT up
too. Say: "This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon's study for
the Buford Commission published on May 9, 1982. Didn't you read it?"
Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say, "You left
your soiled underwear in my bathroom."
* Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.
Memorize this list:
Let me put it this way
In terms of
Vis-a-vis
Per se
As it were
Qua
So to speak
You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as "Q.E.D.",
"e.g.", and "i.e." These are all short for "I speak Latin, and you
don't."
Here's how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say,
"Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don't
have enough money."
You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you
say, "Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis
Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so
to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D."
Only a fool would challenge that statement.
* Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.
You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at
your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:
You're begging the question.
You're being defensive.
Don't compare apples to oranges.
What are your parameters?
This last one is especially valuable. Nobody (other than engineers and
policy wonks) has the vaguest idea what "parameters" means.
Here's how to use your comebacks:
You say: As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873...
Your opponent says: Lincoln died in 1865.
You say: You're begging the question.
You say: Liberians, like most Asians...
Your opponent says: Liberia is in Africa.
You say: You're being defensive.
* Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler.
This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously
right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say,
"That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say," or
"You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler."
So that's it. You now know how to out-argue anybody. Do not try to
pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons.
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How to Argue Effectively:
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an
argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and
steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect,
they don't even invite me. You too can win arguments. Simply follow
these rules:
* Drink liquor.
Suppose you are at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding
on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you're
drinking some health-fanatic drink like grapefruit juice, you'll hang
back, afraid to display your ignorance, while the hotshot enthralls
your date. But if you drink several large martinis, you'll discover
you have STRONG VIEWS about the Peruvian economy. You'll be a WEALTH
of information. You'll argue forcefully, offering searing insights and
possibly upsetting furniture. People will be impressed. Some may leave
the room.
* Make things up.
Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove
that Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact
that YOU are underpaid, and you'll be damned if you're going to let a
bunch of Peruvians be better off. DON'T say: "I think Peruvians are
underpaid." Say instead: "The average Peruvian's salary in 1981
dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452.81 per annum,
which is $836.07 before the mean gross poverty level."
NOTE: Always make up exact figures.
If an opponent asks you where you got your information, make THAT up
too. Say: "This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon's study for
the Buford Commission published on May 9, 1982. Didn't you read it?"
Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say, "You left
your soiled underwear in my bathroom."
* Use meaningless but weighty-sounding words and phrases.
Memorize this list:
Let me put it this way
In terms of
Vis-a-vis
Per se
As it were
Qua
So to speak
You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as "Q.E.D.",
"e.g.", and "i.e." These are all short for "I speak Latin, and you
don't."
Here's how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say,
"Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don't
have enough money."
You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you
say, "Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis
Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so
to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D."
Only a fool would challenge that statement.
* Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.
You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevant phrases to fire back at
your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:
You're begging the question.
You're being defensive.
Don't compare apples to oranges.
What are your parameters?
This last one is especially valuable. Nobody (other than engineers and
policy wonks) has the vaguest idea what "parameters" means.
Here's how to use your comebacks:
You say: As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873...
Your opponent says: Lincoln died in 1865.
You say: You're begging the question.
You say: Liberians, like most Asians...
Your opponent says: Liberia is in Africa.
You say: You're being defensive.
* Compare your opponent to Adolf Hitler.
This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously
right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Hitler up subtly. Say,
"That sounds suspiciously like something Adolf Hitler might say," or
"You certainly do remind me of Adolf Hitler."
So that's it. You now know how to out-argue anybody. Do not try to
pull any of this on people who generally carry weapons.
Rules of this echo:
* Nothing can be off-topic in this echo since there
is no topic. However, if there is a far more *appropriate*
echo for your subject, take your message there.
* Don't take things to seriously.
* If you are intoxicated at any time, you MUST call the
closest NIRVANAnet(tm) BBS and post a message in this
echo AT ONCE, just to let everyone know how great you feel.
* Post the morning after too.
* Remember that if you stay intoxicated, you will never have
a hangover.
* Stay intoxicated. That is, stay intoxicated if you already are
intoxicated, and if you are not already intoxicated, then get
intoxicated! Unless, of course, you don't want to.
* Tri two spel thngs kerectly whin posybell.
* Messages pertaining to, or encouraging, illegal activities,
including, but not limited to, hacking, "phreaking," and software
piracy, are tolerated as long as there isn't something illegal in
them, but really, that stuff is generally too goddamn boring anyway.
* "Flaming" of other participants is discouraged. Please be
tolerant of others' views and opinions, no matter how much they
differ from your own. Unless someone really pisses you off or
something -- then fry'm IN THE FLAME ECHO!
* Real names are discouraged. If, however, you ABSOLUTELY MUST
use your real name, then sign your messages using your handle.
* ANSI graphics prohibited, because they won't get through the
Gateway anyway.
* Unsolicited advertisements of any kind, including BBS
advertisements are boring. This ain't the "want ads" echo.
* Sysops carrying this echo must change the name of the echo
frequently and without warning, otherwise the users might figure
out what is going on.
* If you can't think of anything nice to say, say something confusing.
* Disregard these rules.
In addition, please follow these conventions when posting messages:
* Use English if you can't think of a better language.
* Please use as much foul language as possible.
* When specifying phone numbers, remember that this conference is
broadcast all over the universe, so please include area codes.
* Don't tell someone that they're posting a message in the wrong
area unless you're a NN sysop, otherwise NN will start to
resemble a topic-enforcer hellnet. If the people who provide
the net's workings don't care that a message is off-topic, why
should you?
* Use upper and lower case if your computer is capable of so doing.
Normal usage is easier to read, and using all upper case is
generally considered to be SHOUTING, which, of course, is rude.
However, ultimately, nobody gives a flying fuck.
If anyone is found breaking one or more of the conference rules, punitive
actions will be taken. These can range from a simple warning to, in extreme
cases, branding with a hot iron and heavy flogging.
These rules will be posted once in awhile, maybe.
Originally posted by King of Nonces
If you are so powerful then reveal yourself in the shadow dimension I call home, the mongolvoid itself where I do not fear being lost to the eternal balalalalalalalakakakalaalakakakkakakakakkkaka for 9991829181928669696x666 years
a shadow duel it shall be
I'll o[en
with 
eternal light
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Originally posted by King of Nonces
If you are so powerful then reveal yourself in the shadow dimension I call home, the mongolvoid itself where I do not fear being lost to the eternal balalalalalalalakakakalaalakakakkakakakakkkaka for 9991829181928669696x666 years
a shadow duel it shall be
I'll o[en
with
eternal light
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