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The Road to 5 ⭐ Chef : Watergate Cake

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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    It came out... Perfectly
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  2. #2
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Take it to Facebook
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    CandyRein Black Hole


    Postin for infinity his image hosting out of order
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  4. #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    😂
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    my haterz aew upset i made a delicious cake
  6. #6
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Nah I like the idea of you makin a cake..but if it were me you’d cry about I need to go to Facebook so …..

    🤷🏾‍♀️
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  7. #7
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    Yeah okay nobody cares about your dressed dumbo Scooby doo
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    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Postin for infinity his image hosting out of order

    Would fuck


    Rofl
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    infinityshock Black Hole


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    infinityshock Black Hole
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    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    my trolls are so fucking jealous and pathetic, first of all, I'll start the cake whenever I feel like starting it.
    So you do realize that I have more fans than I do trolls. And every time people post dumb stuff on the forum, I get informed immediately. So yes, I've been made aware of the plan of which the trolls are planning on showing up to Toronto to harass me. Yeah, if you're gonna plan a troll attack, don't post about it on social media.

    Now, every time I wash this glass, some of the finish comes off. It is what it is, that's why you see that the thing in the bottom of my glass. I don't care, it's the sweet glass.

    Look at that, we got a bottle of Vela M Sweet Villa M Sweet Red Wine, and we got some Mountain Dew.

    The whole forum is dedicated to sucking my dick, and my trolls are trying so fucking hard to groom me into something I'm never becoming. So it's pretty disgusting, dude, it really is. Honestly, I think my trolls are sickos and they're secretly venting their insecurities about themselves onto me, and honestly, I think it's unhealthy.

    Like, oh god, the bogglum is live again.

    Do what that don't do. Attacks J.K. Rowling, fucking off dude. And you know what the saddest part about this is? None of you have a clue what I go through on a daily basis to better myself as a person, dealing with my autism every day. You just think I'm some circus animal that's supposed to jump and perform for you, and I'm like, doesn't work like that, slick.

    You have the trans community bitching about being harassed and bullied. So the same community then harasses J.K. Rowling. And some dickbag in Scotland raped a bunch of women and at the last minute decided to identify as female just so he could be put into a female prison because that's how woke our freaking society is. So now these fucking men who are raping women are going to a female prison with their dicks still intact or they're able to continue raping and not learning a fucking thing and it's frustrating because this is the kind of crap that ruins it for that community, the community of trans individuals.

    The last and final song on my new album is called "Cobra's Strike." Bloody good, the opening is going to have a cobra hissing one and then you're going to hear bells clanging just like you would throughout the rest of the album. And then one of my collabs, one of my friends is going to help with the collaboration piece, which that part doesn't have to be that long, two, three minutes long. Oh, that is, oh, that's the ticket. Hold up, like, did you realize that, um, my landlord and the Casper Police Department are a fan of my videos? So fucking harassing my ass is a wasted effort. At some point, you have to ask yourself, I hate Cobra, why am I, why do I care if he makes wands and has a drink, you know what I'm saying? Like, there's nothing wrong with being Republican or Democrat, just as long as you're not about it, you know what I'm saying? This is why I'm independent, because both sides, both sides are fucking full of extremes and I'm just, I'm bloody sick of it.

    Take a sip of my Cobra's blood drink combo, which is consistent of Vela M Sweet Red Wine and uh, some Mountain Dew. Oh, it's delicious, hold up. I know something about having my dick sucked off religiously because your boy King Cobra has a legit cult and I have so many fucking haters, they've literally dedicated an entire subreddit to making fun of me, slash obsessing over my videos. And from my perspective, it's hilarious because little old me is making this much of an impact on the world. I despise Justin Bieber, you don't see me dedicating an entire subreddit to calling him a pedophile because underage girls listen to his music, because the way I see it, I'm not going to waste my time hating on celebrities I don't like because it's a waste of my time and fucking pedophiles for that matter. I got blasted on alcohol on International Women's Day and it was glorious, fucking glorious.

    [Music] It is International Women's Day, I didn't know it was, hey, you know what? I've been getting drunk all day so now I have an extra reason to feel good about it. So happy International Women's Day to all the badass chicks. Once I've gone down, found out it was done, fucking Women's International Day, I proceeded to get drunk a little bit faster because women are just as tough as men but they get away with fucking that men can't and vice versa. And that's why the opposite sexes get pissed off at each other. But I didn't say that out loud, no.

    I even made a video, I was like yeah, International Women's Day, you know what I'm saying kind of thing. Like if a dude got told no by a chick like, let's take things slow and see where it goes and he tried way too hard to get a girlfriend, he would be seen as a creep and a pervert and a potential rapist and all this other fucking and I'm like, as well International Women's Day, what a beautiful time of year. I'll drink to that, folks.

    Well, let's be realistic about this folks. Women have it so much harder than men, it's the goddamn truth. I'm not saying men don't have the easiest time in the world but you know, both genders have it pretty hard. Now if a dude tried accusing a woman of emotionally raping him, she would look at him and be like, you just couldn't handle being told no.

    Even though I had nothing to do with my ancestors, I would like to personally apologize on behalf of white people. Not all of us are like that. I support Black Lives Matter, LGBTQ+ rights, as long as you ain't a sick fucking dude, you know what I'm saying? I also support women's rights, regardless if you're trans or not because if a dude comes forward, oh, you're a fucking, you got your ass kicked by a girl, huh? And no one's gonna believe
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