The Retarded Thread: Click Here for AIDS

1. 2017-06-13 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #521
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I still have your address. I'd call an Uber to your house, contact them and tell them to break in through the window, and bind your wrists. 911 will already have been called, naturally.

   
   Then why you haven't sent me something cool like you said you would?
2. 2017-06-13 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #522
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ The property owner? C'mon now. This is about ME. It's a selfish choice. I'll do it My way.

   
   If ur gonna kill yourself, be considerate at least. Also sign up to be an organ donor pls.
3. 2017-06-13 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #523
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon I still have your address. I'd call an Uber to your house, contact them and tell them to break in through the window, and bind your wrists. 911 will already have been called, naturally.

   
   I'd call the local cops and say he's armed and taken hostages
4. 2017-06-13 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #524
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Lol
5. 2017-06-13 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #525
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Wow IMPEDING MY SUICIDE.
   
   RUDE!
6. 2017-06-13 at 7:13 AM UTC

   #526
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by saltpewter - - - there are tons of videos of guys slicing their dicks up but i never find good vids of women ripping up their pussies, or if they do its old hookers or their faces or hidden. plus whenever im on these sites there are always things that are way too depraved for me like "maggot infested vagina" porn links were on the site today. i kinda cringefreaked out for half a second and i was lucky enough not to have the image burned into my mind. i only fap to bundy when i'm willing to take the risk of avoiding mentally destructive thumbnails like a bird in the wild avoids a predator.

   
   what the fuck is wrong with humans
7. 2017-06-13 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #527
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Captain Falcon If ur gonna kill yourself, be considerate at least. Also sign up to be an organ donor pls.

   
   I thought a Livestream would be considerate. I AM. An organ donor.
8. 2017-06-13 at 7:14 AM UTC

   #528
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ Then why you haven't sent me something cool like you said you would?

   
   It's sitting on my laptop that I barely use, and I'm not going to dig through it to send you gifts. That's why I wanted it again. But if it as a matter of life or death, it would take me about 2-3 minutes to find it.
9. 2017-06-13 at 7:15 AM UTC

   #529
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra I'd call the local cops and say he's armed and taken hostages

   
   They're not gonna be in there before an uber driver, I can practically guarantee that. With slit wrists, you're racing against time, 30 seconds can be the difference between life and death.
10. 2017-06-13 at 7:15 AM UTC

    #530
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    there are people who have a beehive swarm their dick and sting it while fapping to orgasm
    
    i cant comprehend it, why would you ever do that, what's wrong with your fucking brain
11. 2017-06-13 at 7:16 AM UTC

    #531
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    there was a forum for people putting worms up their pisshole
    
    this shit gave me ptsd
12. 2017-06-13 at 7:16 AM UTC

    #532
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Shut the fuck up spo
13. 2017-06-13 at 7:17 AM UTC

    #533
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    lol
14. 2017-06-13 at 7:18 AM UTC

    #534
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon They're not gonna be in there before an uber driver, I can practically guarantee that. With slit wrists, you're racing against time, 30 seconds can be the difference between life and death.

    
    Besides, if it's a hostage situation they're gonna siege the house and spend 40 minutes trying to sneak in.
15. 2017-06-13 at 7:22 AM UTC

    #535
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Captain Falcon They're not gonna be in there before an uber driver, I can practically guarantee that. With slit wrists, you're racing against time, 30 seconds can be the difference between life and death.

    
    Well guess what. You PROBABKY wouldn't be in TC at the time anyway.
    
    It would be Panny, trayvon, and HTS watching it. And although 2 f them have my info, it wouldn't matter.
    
    But heh. This is silly anyway I'm not doing it. Never will. Bit if I DID, that's how. No faggot by myself shit. Id give the community something to remember.
16. 2017-06-13 at 7:24 AM UTC

    #536
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by mmQ Well guess what. You PROBABKY wouldn't be in TC at the time anyway.
    
    It would be Panny, trayvon, and HTS watching it. And although 2 f them have my info, it wouldn't matter.
    
    But heh. This is silly anyway I'm not doing it. Never will. Bit if I DID, that's how. No faggot by myself shit. Id give the community something to remember.

    
    I'll launch myself into the air with a shit homemade rocket or cannon and come crashing down after like 200m... with a note that says 'I just wanted to be a nigga in space'
17. 2017-06-13 at 7:26 AM UTC

    #537
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I love Demi Moore
    
    
18. 2017-06-13 at 7:27 AM UTC

    #538
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    face looks like selma hayek
19. 2017-06-13 at 7:28 AM UTC

    #539
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Face looks like faggot
20. 2017-06-13 at 7:28 AM UTC

    #540
    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Why does sploo masturbate to triangles?
    
    

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