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Anyone else take off their clothes when they shit?

  1. #1
    Kingoffrogs Appendage of Stan
    Anyone else take off their shirt, or even sometimes all of their clothes when you take a shit?

    The cool breeze of the bathroom combined with absolute privacy and being naked is quite relaxing, I do say.
  2. #2
    Warcry African Astronaut
    no but when i sleep i do.
  3. #3
    Iron Ree African Astronaut [my flyspeck near-blind refund]
    no, thats disgusting
  4. #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I shit with all my clothes on
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  5. #5
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    i leave my pants on, because i am the master of my own destiny. you think you have "bowel control" but are you truly "in control" of your bowels if you can't bring yourself to shit your pants? you aren't in control, you've been [potty] trained - domesticated.
  6. #6
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Meikai i leave my pants on, because i am the master of my own destiny. you think you have "bowel control" but are you truly "in control" of your bowels if you can't bring yourself to shit your pants? you aren't in control, you've been [potty] trained - domesticated.

    Helps prevent you from being raped too
  7. #7
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Oh God lol. My brother used to do this when he was like idk, 7.
  8. #8
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Meikai i leave my pants on, because i am the master of my own destiny. you think you have "bowel control" but are you truly "in control" of your bowels if you can't bring yourself to shit your pants? you aren't in control, you've been [potty] trained - domesticated.

    Poorly veiled justification for incontinence
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