Kreepy fuckin kay is never coming back

1. 2017-06-13 at 4:06 AM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   If the bar is made of plastic, shure
2. 2017-06-13 at 4:07 AM UTC

   #142
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   It was metal
3. 2017-06-13 at 4:14 AM UTC

   #143
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   M-m-metal? :47: thats fuckin mysteruous af
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4. 2017-06-13 at 4:17 AM UTC

   #144
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by Shitfucker
   
   M-m-metal? :47: thats fuckin mysteruous af

   
   Exactly m8. That's what's fun. What could have possibly happened?
5. 2017-06-13 at 4:27 AM UTC

   #145
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'll rape you
6. 2017-06-13 at 5:09 AM UTC

   #146
   

   What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Malice You're right, you didn't claim it was a door, you said it was a wall! That's even more ridiculous. Then you admitted that was a lie.
   
   You never actually told us exactly what happened, which made it look pretty suspicious. Even the people at work were concerned.

   
   Ok, well, I really didn't feel like telling the exact story at the time because frankly, I was quite embarrassed. Yes, you are absolutely right, a wall is much more pathetic than a door. A door could much easier be done in a much less stupid way but the fact I just ran straight into a wall is funny now but at the time I was trying to keep that on the low.
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7. 2017-06-13 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #147
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by What_a_Kreep Ok, well, I really didn't feel like telling the exact story at the time because frankly, I was quite embarrassed. Yes, you are absolutely right, a wall is much more pathetic than a door. A door could much easier be done in a much less stupid way but the fact I just ran straight into a wall is funny now but at the time I was trying to keep that on the low.

   
   You have to accept the fact, Mally, that this shit does actually happen, as comically unbelievable as it sounds.
8. 2017-06-13 at 5:32 AM UTC

   #148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i'll rape her
9. 2017-06-13 at 5:55 AM UTC

   #149
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by saltpewter - - - i'll rape her

   
   You couldn't rape your way out of a wet paper sack.
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10. 2017-06-13 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #150
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It's OK. I've woke up with bruises and sores and literal dislocations of bones after heavy drinking nights. I'm pretty sure Chootie wasn't beating me, sometimes you just wanna get dumb, literally, fucking so dumb you just hurt yourself somehow.
    
    It's fun trying to piece the clues together the next day.
    
    :D

    
    more likely a biker gang used you as a sex toy
11. 2017-06-13 at 11:21 AM UTC

    #151
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ It's fun trying to piece the clues together the next day.

    
    This right here is why I quit drinking liquor. I can't stand the feeling of knowing I did something REALLY fucking dumb but unable to figure it out/nobody telling me what it was
12. 2017-06-13 at 8:19 PM UTC

    #152
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Kolokol-1 This right here is why I quit drinking liquor. I can't stand the feeling of knowing I did something REALLY fucking dumb but unable to figure it out/nobody telling me what it was

    
    not just what you did...but what everyone else did to you.
    
    can you even imagine the possibilities?
13. 2017-06-13 at 11:58 PM UTC

    #153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop Well…looks like she definitely came back. Let's all shame OP to death…nah Actor is okay.