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2017-06-13 at 3:37 AM UTCI fucking hate being alive. I hate breathing and thinking and existing. I want to eat a point of carfentanil and call it a day. Better luck next time.
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2017-06-13 at 3:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice On the subject of wet dreams: Has anyone ever woken up to one, and after the initial annoyance and discomfort, felt kind of impressed, proud, and satisfied by the amount you produced? Just looking at the front of your soaked boxers and thinking "Wow".
I've never produced some spectacularly larger amount of cum in a wet dream in comparison to any other load. Especially not some amount so exorbitant that I could definitely tell was far beyond anything I could or have produced otherwise. -
2017-06-13 at 3:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Piles of Crack I fucking hate being alive. I hate breathing and thinking and existing. I want to eat a point of carfentanil and call it a day. Better luck next time.
See? We warned you not to let hydro fuck you. Now enjoy the PTSD and horrific flashbacks you'll have for the rest of your life.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-13 at 4:14 AM UTCGod, it's fucking ridiculous how little time you actually have to spend in school to be considered full time. The education system is absurdly inefficient, there really should be a standardized accelerated option that allows you to finish in 3 years. I absolutely despise having to put up with bullshit classes, the standard arguments for it are completely unsupported and false.
Well, I guess I should be able to find something nearby to dick around and keep myself occupied, stimulated. -
2017-06-13 at 4:19 AM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 4:25 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-13 at 4:28 AM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 4:31 AM UTCMy thesis is going to be titled "Inducing retroactive developmental disorders in groups of adults using non-pharmacological means". Industrial applications include destroying the societies of enemy states through web forums.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-13 at 4:34 AM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 4:38 AM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 4:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny My thesis is going to be titled "Inducing retroactive developmental disorders in groups of adults using non-pharmacological means". Industrial applications include destroying the societies of enemy states through web forums.
Originally posted by Lanny On that note, I'm starting my masters in August
I actually had the thought recently, possibly today, and multiple times before this, that cutting back on work for a period and going back to school, getting your masters, would probably be a great choice for you. Definitely better than retiring early and moving to Colorado, not really knowing what to do with your life, attempting to keep yourself occupied, empty attempts at acquiring happiness, then eventually suffering an existential crisis, lapsing into severe depression, and drinking yourself to death.
You were built for academia, particularly compsci. Don't attempt a PhD after this, though, it is a terrible terrible path in life that does not work out well for the vast majority of people, and a very poor investment. -
2017-06-13 at 5:06 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny My thesis is going to be titled "Inducing retroactive developmental disorders in groups of adults using non-pharmacological means". Industrial applications include destroying the societies of enemy states through web forums.
*rubs hands*
Time to start looking for a good jedi lawyer and planning my lawsuit.
I'm rich! I'm wealthy! I'm independent! I'm socially secure! -
2017-06-13 at 5:26 AM UTCYour honor, this man... nay, monster, compelled me, a humble second generation mexican american, to dress up in a KKK outfit and demonstrate (to my own tremendous shame) around those violently opposed.
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2017-06-13 at 5:32 AM UTCYou seriously make 100k + a year???
Gad DAMN IT this stupid determinism is bullshit!
Give me a new brain pleas, UNIVERSE! -
2017-06-13 at 5:33 AM UTCTo be perfectly honest, this community practically is a psychological addiction to most of the people that remain and post regularly, and it's bound to have had a considerable detrimental impact on our mental health.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-13 at 5:34 AM UTC
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2017-06-13 at 5:35 AM UTC
Originally posted by Malice To be perfectly honest, this community practically is a psychological addiction to most of the people that remain and post regularly, and it's bound to have had a considerable detrimental impact on our mental health.
That's the most aūtistic, /r/iamverysmart way I've ever heard someone describe a feeling of belonging. -
2017-06-13 at 5:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny Your honor, this man… nay, monster, compelled me, a humble second generation mexican american, to dress up in a KKK outfit and demonstrate (to my own tremendous shame) around those violently opposed.
You know, that really could make for an amusing nuisance lawsuit, particularly if I forged some evidence...
Originally posted by mmQ You seriously make 100k + a year???
Gad DAMN IT this stupid determinism is bullshit!
Give me a new brain pleas, UNIVERSE!
Hey, Lanny had some great predispositions/traits and pretty much entered into the perfect career path in the optimal area. *shrugs*
The man knows how to make money and lead a financially secure life, you can't argue with that. He really could retire by the time he's 30 with a fair income, although I doubt he will, he's probably going to end up falling into the same trap most people do eventually where his expenditures ramp up to match his income/wealth, especially if he gets married or, even worse, has children (BTW, Lanny, I looked up data from Pew related this and one of the findings was that among married 40 year old women 95% either had biological or adopted children. I am not making that up or exaggerating, unfortunately.). -
2017-06-13 at 5:40 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
